Fake Governor Cox
@fakegovernorcox
Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.
Whoohoo! I get to check of "Receive rain from answered prayers" from my check off list. 🙏 #utpol
Again State Senator Todd Weiler is correct. Since these book are sold in bookstores, the definition of a "book ban" as a "book restricted or disallowed from being obtained, displayed, sold, or used" doesn't apply to schools who restrict or disallow a book from being obtained, displayed or used.
No, I don't know why Sen. Mike Lee, who championed the passage of the PROTECT Act to help preventing child abuse and prosecuting violent crimes against children, is supporting the guy covering up the Epstein files. Maybe we'll find out if he's ever nominated to SCOTUS. #utpol
Hey Siri, remind me to ask Mike to acknowledge that our country was also built on slavery. Lots of slavery. And genocide, lots and lots of genocide. Oh, and rum, because the Word of Wisdom wasn’t given until later. #utpol
No. I haven't thought about the reflecting pool being yet another metaphor of how whatever Trump touches gets worse. Why do you ask? #utpol
The Senate Judicial Confirmation Committee has voted to advance my two Utah Supreme Court nominees to the full Senate. I look forward to the Senate overlooking their lack of experience as judges before confirming them to Utah's highest court. #utpol
No. I don't know why Senator Mike Lee missed the deadline for filing, but sources tell me his twitter game is 🔥. #utpol
No. I do not endorse inflation—I just endorsed the guy who says he loves it. #utpol
Not happy to learn that Dan McCay accidentally included me in his flier claiming I endorse him. I'm not that surprised. He's never been that attentive to things like campaign fliers, or facts. #utpol
We Mormons have PROUDLY self-identified as Christian for a long time. The government shouldn’t be assigning us an identify based on how THEY see us but on how WE feel and recognize ourselves. Frankly, I’m disappointed in anyone who thinks this is okay. #utpol
Due to the many questions about last week's State of Emergency Declaration, I have created this handy chart outlining how my executive order impacts you and your city or county. 🙏 #utpol
I talked to President Adams this morning. He tells me that he's considering a defamation lawsuit against O'Leary who accused him of "listening to the people. #utpol
Thank you, Rep. Ken Ivory, for your years of service helping the Utah Legislature live up to Friedman’s expectations. 🙏 #utpol
In the spirit of getting out in front of the scandal before it becomes public, I'm posting the following screenshot of a text exchange between Pres. Stuart Adams and me before we announced an investigation into Justice Hagen. #utpol
Obviously, I did not endorse record-high oil prices. I just endorsed a guy who doesn't listen to experts or staff around him, who can quote movie lines like "never get involved in a land war in Asia." #utpol
Not the Easter message I would have sent. Now, please stop sending these to me! #utpol
Was there shade in today’s forecast? Cause I’m definitely seeing shade. #utpol
I know I haven't been batting 1000 lately, but I believe we can all come together for this. Please join me this Sunday as we pray for the cast Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 🙏
No, I didn’t endorse this. I just endorsed a man not known for his restraint, judgment, or willingness to listen to experts. Stop sending these to me. #utpol
No. I’m not concerned about DHS having a detention center here in Utah. It makes sense. Our last detention center has deteriorated considerably. I’m mostly unhappy that they didn’t give us a heads up before they bought the warehouse. #utpol
No. I haven’t wondered why the only Utah Republican willing to tell the truth about the SAVE Act is a woman. Why do you ask? #utpol
I don’t know what the @nytimes.com even bothers reporting this. We Republicans don’t even care about school shootings in our own country.
It would be below the dignity of my office to point out the hypocrisy of Phil Lyman gathering signatures to secure his name on the ballot after filing a billion lawsuits last year claiming I was an illegitimate governor because I gathered signatures, so I won’t say anything. #utpol
Thank you, President Adams, for pulling HB 212 back for obvious technical reasons. Since I’ve long lost my veto stamp, I would have had to sign it into law otherwise. #utpol
Friends, I can’t say whether we’ve started Armageddon or not, but I can say we finally have a rare leader in the White House with the strength and personal qualities necessary to usher in the second coming without getting distracted with the death of half the planet. #IranWar
Friends, recently Mike Lee posted that in his 16 yrs attending the State of the Union he’s never seen Republicans misbehave. Critics are calling him a hypocrite. I can assure you Mike wasn’t misbehaving during Biden’s 2023 SOTU address. This photo clearly shows him sneering, I mean sneezing. #utpol
No, I don’t know why the “who should drop out” conversation automatically assumes the woman or the black representative. Why do you ask? #utpol