Feline Suffrage Enthusiast
@fancy-crisis
What's up, everybody, I think CATS should VOTE!
"I enjoy watching hot people get naked and pretend-fuck."
My dad, he's got a lot of fear, I know But enough pride inside not to let that show My brother had a book he would hold with pride A little red cover with a broken spine On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside "When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die" "Hands Held High", Linkin Park
Now is not the time to go outside Crawl back into bed and close your eyes Now is not the time to go outside Lock the doors and find a place to hide The TV says you're out of time Suck the fear in through your eyes Everyone is bland and blind Don't go outside -"Don't Go Outside", Poppy
This is so weird, I was assured by the New York post that Mamdani was going to personally strangle every smol business owner to death with his bare hands.
French men stop being misogynistic for five seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
They're trading sanctions over the fact that two neighboring countries are in such a state of constant drought they're both constantly on fire during the summer and the smoke is drifting across the borders.
>When your daily CIA brief contains the phrase "highly credible threat" and your name a few too many times.
I need mass media folks to understand that if there are more days in a week where fire is exchanged than not, the ceasefire deal isn't "threatened", it's "dead".
It is deeply funny to me that the main pictures of Patriot Front aren't them looking cool or scary anything it's most them just having terminal levels of swamp ass in their stupid fucking getups.
"How can you like the United States And kill us for unitin'? How can you accuse us of being violent When you start all the fightin'? Every time we organize You rich guys pull a fast one Oh, we might lose many a fight But we'll damn sure win the last one" -"The Last One", Dropkick Murphy's
How do you even come up with this and just die immediately out of horror and shame at what you've become?
Just in case there was any doubt as to whether the US has a state religion, meet the new Recognized Religions of the US Military:
This is a great move tbh, everyone I've talked to on the street have been universally eager to have this mess continue on for months.
Supreme Court: Does a really obviously partisan Republican thing. The minority justices: Hey this is really bullshit and goes against everything the court supposedly stands for! The majority justices:
Such is the fate of all useful idiots when they stop being useful.
Love it when useful idiots realize what happens when they're no longer useful.
It really does give me some form of comfort that Vance is going to go down in history as one of the worst, most completely ineffectual, inept VPs in history; like, rivalling Quayle in levels of sad.
Apologies, liberals, I was not familiar with your game. TACO truly does remain undefeated.
You should not be allowed to be this fucking stupid and be a senator.