I wish all my mutuals a very gain 200 lbs instantly

need to be treated like a real pig for a while

what horny outfits that come in my size should I wear? I only have like one (1) crop top that isn’t even that exciting, I need more opportunities to show off the goods

*hundreds of pounds of panda pig barrels toward you and climbs on top with surprising speed*

if you get winded waddling across the room you’re my type

oink for me. just once? 🐽

I am not a size queen. I just love fat. If you have a belly I wanna rub it all bellies are good

I wanna rub your belly

I’m such a big fan of my artist friends

my ass looks like this tbh

*snorts into ur ear* got anything to eat

oink oink hroink o ink hoink oi nk

big bearded fella sitting at an angle in the corner of the booth, actively fanning his black graphic print marvel tee to cool himself down in the hot cafe, waiting for his turn in the board game

fat fuck. heavyset. wideload. fatass. pig. whale. butterball.

need me a girl built like Edna Turnblad

cradling your overhang with my pudgy fingers and pulling you close for a kiss

messy make outs after you finish your gainer shake for the day?

oinking idly, pudgy pig hands feeling you up, belching in your face, snout still smeared with extra fryer grease, an ocean of belly pressing into you pound by pound, cascading heavier, warmer, sweatier, softer, more, more

do you want to see a panda pig jiggle their belly?

make me a dumb, greedy, gluttonous animal

I still think I should be fed, tbh

I want to be indulgent, I want to be spoiled

flirt with me

wyd if we bumped bellies in the Costco food court

show me ur belly

thinking about this ‘what the fuck happened to you?’ catfishing dynamic but you’re not just three times your former size, you’re a different species entirely, only your identifying markings, coloring and fat buried face being what gives it away, almost unrecognizable.

(to the tune of rent)

fat fat fat fat faaaaaat

sorry, my love language is feeding you an irresponsible amount of calories and rubbing your belly

did you finish your boosts yet? I’ll give you a kiss if you do~