the greaseposting will continue until everyone on this platform who doesn't follow me and can't help themselves but reply "that's gross" anyway is blocked

The Aggressive Double Smash - Double smashburger with a fried mozzarella square, with two identical cheeseburgers used as buns, for six patties and three fried mozzarella squares total This thing's gotta be at least 3300 calories, my god $22 @ Buns N Shakes, New Brunswick, NJ youtu.be/aAJDPjsLLKY

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING OH MY GOD WHO WANTS TO HELP ME BANKRUPT OLIVE GARDEN

just because my shoutouts are for artists under 1,000 followers doesn't mean that there aren't some truly incredible fatfur artists out there in higher ranges - all the way up to the tens of thousands who are some of your favorites in the 1000-3000 follower range? let them know you appreciate them!

uh oh this one hit the algorithm let me get ahead of it,

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #12: @softshepsky.bsky.social for all my recent baseball posting, it's only appropriate that I shout out an artist who's all about it. Mika's got a very cozy style I enjoy, and is open for comms at a very reasonable rate!! Please check them out and give them a follow ⚾

gang i'm too tired for posts today so we're gonna watch how it's made instead there'll be a quiz at the end or something idk i have to have some kind of class activity to report to the principal

The McDonald's Pipe from Fat Mario Bros - sometimes I'll get a submission that transports me back in time, and this is one of them First uploaded in July 2010, don't you fucking dare hit this with a "so retro," this is pure of heart, this is ART 20,440 calories youtu.be/qKA89MVn5Q8

hi hello this is starting to hit randos' discover feeds so before you ask, dear Random BlueSky User,

Castella - Japanese-style sponge cake Submitter noted this is an "extremely fuckable cake" and folks I am hard-pressed to disagree RM18 (~$4.50 USD) Per Slice @ Original Cake, Malaysia (chain is present across much of eastern Asia) Approximately 11,000 calories in whole cake youtu.be/GFEcOvs6YWk

The Buster Bar - Dairy Queen ice cream cake copycat recipe that uses 40 Oreos, two quarts of ice cream, two sticks of butter, and a cup of evaporated milk This is SIGNIFICANTLY more indulgent than most similar recipes I can find online, Dylan's done it Estimated 8800 calories youtu.be/p1Ky1yKAvIM

Giant Donut - My wife described this beast as "a crime against humanity," I prefer to think of it as "a weapon against waistlines" (also i know that glaze part has at least some of y'all acting up) Estimated 3500 calories $20 @ Scotty's Donuts, DuBois, PA www.youtube.com/shorts/oKILG...

Munchy Monk 2 - Without knowing what exactly is in them I'm doing what I did last time and assuming each of these dumplings are probably steamed veggie dumplings and about 50 calories 7750 calories (yes I did just want an excuse to play Munchy Monk 2 to record this like I did with the first post)

Munchy Monk - Rhythm-based training regimen for up-and-coming monks in the Rhythm Heaven universe, in a twist on fasting rituals Seen here being absolutely crushed by a particular monk who would go on to be world-famous for his ability to eat so much 3450 calories (if you get a Perfect)

The Ulti-Meatum - Cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with two deep fried cheeseburgers as buns, smothered in special Himalayan ketchup Estimated 10,000 calories Only offered once a century @ Grill 'Em Up Truck, "City," CA "ANYONE WHO DOESN'T EAT ONE IS A CHUMP" - Head Chef Ajay Maldonaldo

the mayo mountain - when you let the intrusive thoughts win there's just no stopping fuck you wally you wanted mayo on your burger you're getting mayo on your burger approximately 63,000 calories youtu.be/cN9Xhtb345w

The "Fuck My Shit Up" Sonic Lemonade - Have you ever made a drink at the soda fountain where you just add a little bit of everything? What if you did that with a little more intent? Estimated 900 calories $15 @ Sonic Drive-In www.youtube.com/shorts/DSvlT...

Chocolate X-Cake - Dessert "burger" made from cake buns, chocolate and vanilla brigadeiro filling, strawberries, and sprinkles Estimated 2000 calories R$ 37 @ Santi Dolce Artisanal Confectioners, Barra Velha, Santa Catarina, Brazil

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #7: @witching-hours.bsky.social There's something so delightfully *rounded* about her style, only made better by the really nice use of color and shading. It gives everything a very soft vibe that I enjoy a lot! Please peruse her art and give her a follow!

Filled churros - churros filled with Bavarian cream - also available with dulce de leche, Nutella, and more they did not have to stroke that shit to completion at the end of the video but personally I'm glad they did Estimated 800 calories $6.99 @ Olé Churros, Las Vegas, NV

the Fatfur Foods ice cream truck has been retrofitted for the occasion, coming to a neighborhood near you (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMu...)

Juicy Lucy Pepperoni Extra Cheesy Garlic Butter Burger - Pepperoni and cheese-filled cheeseburger (gllk?!) with two grilled cheese buns ~3500 calories (this is not what a Juicy Lucy is, this is more like a pizza with a crust made of meat and placed into the middle of a sandwich)

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #4: @moonbun-art.bsky.social I've been following moonbun since she first started her bsky account just over a month ago - in that short time, she's made some wonderful pieces and had lots of well-deserved growth to her follower count *and* waistline Please check her out!!

I can already tell that this one is going to break containment so before anybody comes in here from their Discover feed on any high horses:

The Unholy Neapolitan Ice Cream Dispenser - Produces a constant stream of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream to be packaged Extrudes approximately: • 1165 calories per second • 70,000 calories per minute • 4,200,000 calories per hour Perfect for laying directly under with an open mouth