Michelle Allison, RD

@fatnutritionist

a nutritionist (RD) who is fat www.fatnutritionist.com American-Canadian, Toronto I skate better IRL

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Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Jun 3

just found this old video to compare the progress I managed to make, spinning in the wrong direction, between 2022 and 2026 lmao

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Apr 27

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Apr 7

time for the chart again

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 26

skating season just ended, but I already miss goofing off for absolutely no reason with no purpose

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 23

this fucking app

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 18

anyway a moment of silence, please, for the six incredibly frustrating years I spent learning to spin on the wrong side

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 18

a dramatic ending to the world's tiniest, most tentative one-foot spin

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 16

these are my awkward AF beginner crossovers from 2022!! clunky and tentative, perhaps, but happening and occurring!

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 16

I wasn't even a fat kid, and I needed to see this stuff so, so bad. I needed to know that everyone could do stuff. I think this is why I put awkward videos of my beginner skating skills out there, because I know there are kids (and adults) who need to see it.

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 7

Bruce McCulloch of Kids in the Hall standing in front of an American flag

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 5

CC text of news report stating that "a lawyer for the province said yes [it views improving congestion as having more cars on the road], even if they're moving slowly"

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Mar 5

CC text of news report stating that "it [the province of Ontario] views improving congestion as having more cars on the road"

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Feb 25

you can start skating in your 40s

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Nov 4

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In 1966, Susan Sontag put her finger on a constitutive American contradiction: that we are simultaneously "an apocalyptic country and a valetudinarian" one. Americans are obsessed by visions of doom and catastrophic violence, and we are temperamentally timorous, oversensitive, health-conscious, and fearful of death to the point of neurosis and unreality. We are a nation of end-times preachers, political militants, and holy warriors who consult longevity influencers, count calories, and go to the gym every day; we can't decide whether to make the country Great Again via millenarian nationalism or make it Healthy Again by regulating food dyes. "The average citizen may harbor the fantasies of John Wayne," Sontag wrote, "but he as often has the temperament of Jane Austen's Mr. Woodhouse." In this respect, Donald Trump, a tetchy germophobe dazzled by visions of lethal order, is utterly average.

Under ideal circumstances, this tension -- between, shall we say, enmity and enema -- suits American interests just fine. Within our borders, fretful self-absorption prevails: safety, security, hypochondria, and hygiene, racial and otherwise. Our repressed barbarity provides the psychic energy for American "dynamism," that enviable attribute, by which is meant voracious acquisitiveness and frantic, death-fleeing work. Meanwhile, we export our uninhibited fantasies abroad, where the American taste for earth-shattering violence is given free rein. These military adventures, in turn, guarantee (in principle) the security of the homeland, where well-showered Americans can go on buying things and worrying over the end of the world, blissfully unaware that the world ends -- every single day -- for people other than themselves.

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Oct 23

new supremacy just dropped

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Sep 11

here ya go

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Aug 1

she also sleeps like a pile of disassembled cat parts sometimes

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Jul 14

I love that ASDAH included this lil spoiler in their latest email lmaooo...I told you, we've literally been having these arguments on the internet for decades

Michelle Allison, RD@fatnutritionist· Jan 30

I'm still scared to jump on one foot, but I like getting up in the air