
Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Jun 15 This was supposed to be fajitas but is soup now

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· May 14 You should rebrand as Keeby

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Apr 12 We've all been too negative. Turns out everything works

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Mar 24 I recently learned a new way to tie my shoes that has more tensile strength than and ties almost as quickly as the traditional double-slipped square knot most people normally use

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Oct 21 This new campaign ad from Platner is wild

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Sep 7 What's the guy on the left's problem? His friend is crying

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Aug 22 Did you know its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"? Its ok for me to say right then because I was just telling its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Aug 22 Thank you for siring my burger, Mayor McCheese

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Aug 19 Are we just gonna pretend the Protector class doesn't exist?

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Aug 9 Teach you how to make a Louis XVI happy machine with paper

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Jul 17 I need to know where this is

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· Jun 30 Couples' costume idea: show up naked, and when people ask what you're supposed to be, drop this pose

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· May 2 That didn't work either, but going to regular search was pretty good

Fats Gordo@fatsgord· May 2 Kinda dissappointed this did not deliver