Matthew Reichbach

@fbihop

Reporter from New Mexico. Lots of sports, pinball, random thoughts

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Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· 24d

I'm Nancy.

A one-panel comic of the comic strip Nancy. Nancy and Aunt Fritzi are sitting in charis facing each other, each readinga book. Nancy is reading a book called "How 2 Spend Money" while Fritzi is reading a book called 'How to Save Money"

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· 24d

Bad news, folks.

A photo of Robert Wuhl from... Batman?
Anyway, text next to it says "Robert Wuhl Appearance Rescheduled for Tomorrow signing Pre-Game 3:30-4:45 pm"

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· 25d

Aty grandma's house for her birthday party. My cousin's kids have some rules they wrote down.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· 25d

The third brother.

Mario Brothers piñatas. One Luigi and then another that looks like Mario except he has a yellow hat with L on it.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· 27d

Waiting for 62 more years to subscribe to get it for free.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 14

This, but for someone who just read "clickbait."

screenshot of tweet from @afraidofwasps

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 11

Replay of Nyland trying to catch that shot.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 11

I left my house for something besides a doctor's appointment for the first time since my surgery. Also having my first beer in months.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 9

Graham Platner on the chaos among Democrats in the Maine Senate race.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 9

My cat when he thinks I'm going upstairs.

Cat flopped down at the foot of the stairs

Cat flopped down at the foot of the stairs, rolling around

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 8

An Albuquerque restaurant started having some waitresses wear sheer tops and pasties. It became (at least briefly) very popular. Also controversial. From the Albuquerque Tribune on Dec. 22, 1965.

City Has New Luncheon Item
Waitresses Minus 'Tops' Draw Record Crowds Here
By KATY WOOLSTON
later we had a record lunch- ress, she said.
Topless costumed waitres-eon crowd of 170 people."
"The women don't pay
noted.
ses, the hottest luncheon "I was looking for som e- much attention to us," she tems since the advent of Moo thing to attract the business- Goo Gai Pan, are drawing men for lunch," he said. record crowds into a Poly- nesian restaurant here.
Apparently he has found it. The response is so over-
The most frequent question asked her is: "Don't you get cold?"
"Not at all," is her answer.
wear pasties, sequin and rhinestone circlets a scant trifle over an inch in diame-
Black Stockings
Barely covered with d i s-whelming he plans to add To keep the cold out, she creet and filmy chiffon hang- three more girls and have and the other two waitresses ng from their shoulders, the them work nights at the club waitresses serve drinks from in the future. 11:30 a. m. to 2:30 p. m. at The customers' comments the Tiki Kai. vary from "Ahhhhh" to ter. The costumes are opaque "sheer delight." from across the room, but A few of the customers are Black mesh or lace stock- when a waitress leans over women. ings, high heels and briefs to set a drink on the table "I think it is very discreet-complete the costume. in front of a customer, he ly done and positively amaz- The costumes, designed by Suddenly discovers the top ing," said one. Mrs. Thomas P. Doyle, 908 of the costume is transpar- The customers tend to come Lead SW, a professional cos- ent. earlier, stay longer and run tumer, were created to be Many drinks are ordered. up more of a drink tab, Mr. "not nude, but discreet," she "A reporter is here to cov-Jew reported.
said.
er the topless waitresses," From the waitresses' view- Six yards of chiffon go into whispered one customer point, the job is a snap.
(male) to his companion
(male).
Wages Higher
the costume, and three yards of sequins for each pastie, Their wages are high…

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 7

Colorado Rockies' McCarthy looking befuddled

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 7

Hope they had some of this at the hydration break.

Space Jam screenshot of Bugs Bunny holding a bottle that says "Michael's Secret Stuff"

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 5

No shit.

Screenshot of news story

Cristiano Ronaldo has confirmed that this will be his last World Cup, as he prepares to face Spain with Portugal in Monday's round of 16 clash in Arlington, Texas.

Ronaldo, 41, has played in six editions of the tournament -

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 5

Never a good sign.

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Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 5

USMNT captain Tim Ream: "We've said this as a group with all our different backgrounds, where we all have grown up, it's a true representation of what America is." www.espn.com/soccer/story...

"First and foremost, it is special," Ream said about celebrating July Fourth with the team," he said.

"Obviously it's doubly special because it's during the World Cup and triple special because it's here in the U.S. But yeah, we've said this as a group with all our different backgrounds, where we all have grown up, it's a true representation of what America is.

"It's a melting pot of people, of personalities, of characters, and like I said, it's a perfect representation of what the U.S. is and what it's about."

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 2

I saw this approximately 50 times after that goal.

A meme of Flo Balogun with pictures of him in USMNT jerseys.

Text says "M.I.L.F.

Man I Love Flo"

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jul 2

My dad just sent the family group chat this.

Text that says "Say what you will about their music but The Beatles definitely know how to defend a free kick."
A picture of The Beatles, John Lennon playing down in front of the other three dudes.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 26

A screenshot of the Australian soccer team roster, the player Jacob Italiano.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 23

Meme about calling HR

Each person says " I scored a brace"the first is labeled Messi, Mbappe, Kane, Haaland, Balogun.
The second guy's labeled Cristiano Ronaldo

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 23

Guessing this effort isn't going well.

Democratic congressman steps up his work to pull Musk toward his party for the midterms
David Weigel
David Weigel
Politics Reporter, Semafor
Updated Jun 6, 2025, 3:03pm MDT
Politics

A picture of Ro Khanna with a microphone

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 22

My dad, my brother and me. My dad printed out cards with old photos of us for Father's Day, even if he's the father.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 21

I love the World Cup.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 21

This is weird. ESPN says Tim Howard only had 15 saves in his game that FIFA officially says he had 16. So ESPN says that Room tied the record. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Room will not get the overall record officially, with FIFA marking Howard's tally at 16 saves, while others -- including ESPN's data provider StatsPerform -- record one of those saves as being from an off-target shot.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 21

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 19

Eleven years ago, I went to the animal shelter and came home with two kittens. Buster died a few years ago suddenly but Yasiel is still with me, after many moves and life changes.

A Siamese kitten, playing with a pink pipe cleaner.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 19

Fox going PiP for hydration breaks?

Hydration break, split screen with ad and replays

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 18

Lol, they let Thierry Henry and Zlatan have time away from Alexi Lalas.

Picture of Fox broadcast. Rob Stone Stu Holden Clint Dempsey and chud Alexi Lalas.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 18

Maggie Toulouse Oliver, New Mexico's current Secretary of State is suspending her campaign for Lt. Gov. in New Mexico, weeks after winning the Democratic primary by a large margin. She cites health reasons. #nmgov

In the coming days, I will take a step back from my campaign for Lieutenant Governor. This has been an incredibly difficult decision but a necessary one. Recent changes to my health have caused my family and I to reflect on my commitments at home and to the people of the state -- both of which I take extraordinarily seriously. Suspending my campaign will allow me to focus on my family while ensuring I can continue to fulfill my duties as Secretary of State. My office will continue to conduct stellar, gold-standard election practices that prioritize ballot access and safe, secure elections. I want to thank every New Mexican who voted in this race and who backed my run for Lieutenant Governor.

Matthew Reichbach@fbihop· Jun 18

Finger on the pulse of what's important.