Jasmine
@feistybunnygirl
Potato enthusiast, amateur political commentator, general pain in the ass
Took the pup to Mt. Tabor today and much to her delight, they have an off-leash dog area
She told me my birthday present this year was her smiling for a single photo 🥲
Fucker looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster behind a meth lab
Quick question Donald, weren’t you the guy demanding the release of Tina Peters? 🧐
Andrea Yates was diagnosed with postpartum psychosis and was still convicted and sentenced to life in prison for killing her children but men can attempt to murder their entire family and walk free because they were “depressed”.
Can someone teach me how to make a spambot? I want to create a bot that will reply to every single one of trump’s social media posts with this:
U.S. taxpayers pay $181 BILLION/year in corporate subsidies while Elon/bezos/etc evade taxes, buy up all of our housing & destroy our environment. Meanwhile their workforce is so underpaid that they rely on taxpayer funded “entitlement” programs to survive. Billionaires are leeches on society.
So women will be imprisoned for having miscarriages, but corporations are free to kill babies as long as they donate $500K to Trump.
Even funnier when you realize that this actual cartoon villain is the dude trump hired (for $14.7 million with a no-bid contract) to repaint the reflecting pool
Every accusation trump has ever uttered has turned out to be a confession. Make of that what you will.
Yes, yes we do. Side note, why ask a question on a public forum and then disable/limit replies? 🤨
Wanted to share this story here, too, because I think we could all use a reminder that humanity is not all bad, and we can all do something kind for someone - even something small, like opening a door for someone carrying grocery bags, or telling someone you appreciate them 💖
Man, I miss California. This guy used to hang out outside our office - and we also had a little weasel dude who lived in the bushes - we named him Nigel.
After 10 minutes trying every way he could think of to fit 3 quail eggs into his beak, my dude finally gave up and flew away with two 😂😭
Y’all, my little baby olive trees are getting ready to bloom for the first time! 🥹
People in other developed countries don’t live like this, yet Americans still blindly tell ourselves that this is the greatest country in the world and then continue voting for the people who fuck us over in order to cut regulations for corporations and give tax breaks to billionaires.
I think Stephen Miller has been pretty competent in his job as chief soul harvester
How come cops in other countries look like this and American cops look like Homer Simpson?