One of my fav things to do is to Remember Some Guys with @mermaidthighs.gay. Started with a true highlight, Guy Trivia. Fae Remembered Jeff Suppan and asked me who Boston sent to Pittsburgh in ‘03 for a rental (Freddy Sanchez, couldn’t come up with it) and ended with some real good Guy Remembering!

There’s photographic evidence. We have the most wonderful friends.

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If he had 2 more minutes during this segment he prob would’ve called Morrissey a bitch.

sickos.gif nini!

I’m watching the first episode of ECW on TNN while I fold clothes. It starts with RVD vs Jerry Lynn from Hardcore Heaven ‘99 & Taz vs Rhino. Fuck TNN forever. They couldn’t market THIS?! I realize the end of Extreme was bigger than a bad TV deal but it didn’t help! BEAT ME IF YOU CAN! SURVIVE…

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My first attempt at 5 Star Booker and it’s already letting me down. Mike Bayley vs Edith Surreal would be at least 4 stars, but worse than that, @cecilnyx.bsky.social vs Yoshinari Ogawa in a blindfold match opening the show is absolutely gonna be 5.

The front seat of this Uber def has “DL” in his hookup app profile and thinks “hey” is an appropriate first message.

One of the first two or three Grindr messages I received when I landed in London.

My therapist: You need to stop fixating on “Clocky Pink Panther”. She isn’t real and she can’t hurt you. Clocky Pink Panther:

It’s Fire Ant time! It’s so funny to see OC in this gimmick, which the owner of the company claimed was the optimal one for his continued success. Because he’s an idiot, you see. He only cared about what he created. He’s taking on Helios, who was not bald. Today we ask why is IS bald. #bald

Look at this young egg sucker. Alex Wright wishes. Claudio’s opponent is MIYAWAKI, who is part of one of the most disgusting spots I’ve ever seen live (that is me screaming): youtu.be/H9bpnlXggCY

Here’s “Definitely Not” Orange Cassidy in the most 2007 clip I’ve ever seen after the match.

Opening match is Soldier Ant (canceled!) vs Shayne Hawk (not canceled!) with Leonard F. Chikarason (genuinely the best dude!) and Mike Whatshisname (not a good guy!) on commentary. I hate hearing the latter’s voice. Fire Ant looks sick in Soldier’s jacket. He looks better on TBS these days.

Do you remember lying in bed With the covers pulled up over your head? Radio playing so no one can see-e-ee.

And another thing: I’m not mad about the Phillies. Don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad about the Phillies.

I prayed for times like this

me rn

Happy FMW Day to all who celebrate. I know what I’ll be watching this evening!!!

City is out power washing the most recent large Cat House graffiti in Cal Anderson. Looking forward to whatever pops up in its place!

The email that HHS employees received this morning notifying of the judgment against the Kennedy declaration banning gender affirming care for minors. A bunch of crybabies who, given a single shred of dignity or self awareness, would take a long walk off a short pier this afternoon.

There’s only one Larry whose birthday I celebrate, and it ain’t today.

He had a name.