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aster

@fencepostmagpie

temporarily embarrassed tittymonster // 20-something // she/her

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aster@fencepostmagpie· 14d

3-0 in the Sicko Microcube 😎

an 15 card cube deck with oath of druids, flash, some counters, and some fatties

aster@fencepostmagpie· 15d

this kinda situation

Phyrexian Unlife {2}{W}

Enchantment

You don’t lose the game for having 0 or less life.

As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect. (Damage is dealt to you in the form of poison counters.)

aster@fencepostmagpie· 17d

what's fucked is i dont even really care for the colour red

aster wearing a red hat, red pants, and a black and red shirt

aster@fencepostmagpie· 18d

i got to play this in pauper cube and have a lovely time

Phantom Tiger {2}{G}

Creature — Cat Spirit

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.
1/0

aster@fencepostmagpie· 28d

THEN PERISH

phantom tiger magic card with no counters enchanted with a nyxborn hydra with four (it cant die from damage)

aster@fencepostmagpie· 29d

OPP HIT ME WITH THE TURN TWO TIME VAULT. I HIT HIM WITH THE "SUBHUMAN SCUM!!"

dracula flow

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jul 12

lately ive been trying to look cuter

aster posing for a mirror selfie

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jul 11

its always smart and good to crop your sweaters and cut out their collars. you will not experience regret

aster in a striped red and black sweater that has been cut

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jul 4

im aster

aster lounging on a rock by a lake

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jul 1

card so nice i play it thrice

Greenbelt Rampager - G
Creature - Elephant
When Greenbelt Rampager enters, pay EE. If you can't, return it to your hand and you get E.
3/4

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 29

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image

a manga panel with a character saying "wanting to become a girl and be loved by girls... that's a wish shared by all of humanity"

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 27

strong disagree because the cabal is in no way secretive

result of the political test

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 23

this happened once

a cartoon of an "impressionable young incel" asking "promise?" to a computer screen labeled "big sister" (an impression of an AI chatbot from 2023 or something, i think it was like sophie or something) who is saying "I'll feminize you if you stop being edgy online." in a corner, figures jordan, andy, and ben are trapped in a "WOKE JAIL," lamenting that the incel is being led astray. the beautiful author is in the corner, complaining that she lost her job to automation.

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 21

the tweet "why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? or they're just unpleasant to be around? over a picture of Oko from Magic the gathering

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 21

turns out painting a bus is just like doin ur makeup. as black as possible and just slap that shit on wherever

asters reflection in a bus's front mirror. she's posing on the hood.

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 20

doing bus graffiti

crudely drawn saltskitter on a dimpled metal surface

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 20

YOU fell for the character's facade
that's meant to be dismantled by the viewer !
picture of a smiley face pointing and laughing

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 17

1-2 at cube night! this deck sucked and i got rolled by aggro twice lmao

an esper control cube deck

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 11

Bloodroot Apothecary {2}{G}

Creature — Squirrel Druid

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters. A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

When this creature enters, you and target opponent each create a Treasure token.

Whenever an opponent sacrifices a noncreature token, that player gets two poison counters.
3/3

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 7

another wonderful cube night! 2-1

a bant +1/+1 counters cube draft deck

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 6

i think i missed something

three posts on my timeline all in a row about some kind of potential tupac clone

aster@fencepostmagpie· Jun 1

wait i have a thing for this

dinosaur egg: hey i wanted to tell yiu im coming out as a trans woman
felothar: thats great! as your commander I'll support you no matter what
dinosaur egg (now other felothar): discover 4 sure is amazing
felothar: why the fuck do you look like me

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 30

did you know? there's a Mountain Goat drawn by john mountain goats and the flavour text is Going to Alaska

Mountain Goat {R}

Creature — Goat

Mountainwalk (This creature can’t be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

“Up, yes, in the branches,
the purple blossoms go pale at the edges;
there is meaning in the shifting of the sap,
and I see in them traces
of last year, but then they hadn’t grown so strong,
and their limbs were more like wires.”
—N'or Waulk, flamekin prophet
1/1

Illustrated by John Darnielle

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 29

oh so you hate Woman... got it...

show advertisement for a band called Woman

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 28

then explain this...

tannuk from edge of eternities

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 27

i gotta try out magnanimous magistrate too this seems awesome

Magnanimous Magistrate {5}{W}

Creature — Human Advisor

This creature enters with five reprieve counters on it.

Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, if its mana value was 1 or greater, you may remove that many reprieve counters from this creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner’s control.
3/4

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 27

it's 3/4 thursday, show me all your favourite 3/4s

Saltskitter {3}{W}

Creature — Wurm

Whenever another creature enters, exile this creature. Return this creature to the battlefield under its owner’s control at the beginning of the next end step.
3/4

Varchild's War-Riders {1}{R}

Creature — Human Warrior

Cumulative upkeep—Have an opponent create a 1/1 red Survivor creature token. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Trample; rampage 1 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)

“What tries to crush our spirit only strengthens our resolve.”
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian Chieftain
3/4

Guardian Scalelord {4}{W}

Creature — Dragon

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that’s another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.)

Flying

Whenever this creature attacks, return target nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is this creature’s power.
3/4

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 25

i got a haircut

aster with shoulder length hair in a washroom

aster with shoulder length hair, head turned to the side

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 24

the riftwatcher did so much work in pauper cube, i kept bouncing it and gained 16 life against burn :D

Aven Riftwatcher {2}{W}

Creature — Bird Rebel Soldier

Flying

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
2/3

Flamehold Grappler {U}{R}{W}

Creature — Human Monk

First strike

When this creature enters, copy the next spell you cast this turn when you cast it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

“A flurry of fists doesn’t impress you? Perhaps if they’re on fire?”
3/3

The Scouring Stormsoul {1}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature — Sand Elemental Villain

The Scouring Stormsoul’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

The Scouring Stormsoul can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

{3}{G}{G}: Return this card and target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
*/*

Bonesplitter {1}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

Equip {1}

aster@fencepostmagpie· May 23

oh yeah baby

Dance of Many Magic the Gathering