Brian Fenton

@fentie

Developer. Games, beer, food, dad, etc... Standard nerd. He/him. BLM, trans rights are human rights I'm also @brianfenton@phpc.social

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Brian Fenton@fentie· Jul 3

actually... wow, surprisingly I have another relevant thing images6.fanpop.com/image/photos...

Sadly I'm phoning it in a bit on this one... it's an interstitial comic panel from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac showing a man about to have a diarrhea attack during a first date, trying to play it cool and get out of the situation, and he ends up yelling "Oh my god, somebody put shit in my pants!!" in the middle of the restaurant and bolting away, trailing feces. As one does

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jul 3

a social media post from Infosecie (@myraccoonhands) saying "Me: I have a meeting in 3 minutes. My body: Hey, but actually have you considered pooping?"

with a reply from @ryand4ry saying "Nah, I'll be fine, I'll go after.

`guts@body: ./ShidPant.sh`"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jun 18

The print ads are a big bonus IMO

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jun 15

a screenshot of a twitter post by @actioncookbook that reads:

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

Brian Fenton@fentie· May 17

a pair of stacked screen frames from Cunk on Earth, showing her standing next to a rustic background with the top text reading "With its cowboys and guns and steam train rides, America became known as the land of the free," and the lower panel reads "which must have come as a surprise to all the slaves"

Brian Fenton@fentie· May 16

The Onion (print edition) has you covered @bencollins.bsky.social

A full page parody advertisement for Smith and Wesson in the print edition of the Onion showing a smiling baby, a few months old, in a blue shirt and black jeans, sitting up and holding up a handgun in his left hand. The text reads "Baby guns. If you're going to bring them into this world, give them a fighting chance"

Brian Fenton@fentie· May 12

Pete also enjoys being a trip hazard

A large gray short-haired cat laying across a beige carpeted stair. He's a bit overweight and very disinclined to move

Brian Fenton@fentie· May 7

thank you 😻 this is Charlie by the way

a white and light brown cat lounges on a messy floor in front of a doorway. his front paws are crossed and he's wearing a blue bow tie collar. a dapper little lad

Brian Fenton@fentie· Apr 27

ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cps...

a screenshot of a tweet reading "Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know" with a picture of a book page that reads "adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before color, great green dragons can't exist."

Brian Fenton@fentie· Apr 23

a grinning, slightly pained looking skeleton giving a thumbs up with the caption "hang in there, it gets worse"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Apr 18

Just look at all his majesty!

A large, detailed plush of Trogdor, the Burninator, against a pale beige wall, with regrettable shadows from both a fool and his phone

Brian Fenton@fentie· Apr 3

Otter sometimes aspires to be a shirt

a warm wooden dresser with a drawer open and an orange cat comfortably resting inside the drawer with his head on the edge. The wall is also orange, and the dresser reflects it, so the whole photo is saturated with orange

Brian Fenton@fentie· Feb 16

A British man crossing the street to a shop while turning back to the camera and explaining "the secret ingredient is crime"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 26

Behold the face of someone who has never done a bad thing ~in his life~ since last falling asleep

A sleeping orange cat curled up in a square shape (somehow) on a light rug

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 24

Here's Pete doing a rare one-legged sploot

a handsome gray cat lying on beige carpet. his front paws are tucked in, as is his left leg, but his right leg is stretched out behind him in a one-legged sploot position

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 12

a picture of the Marvel comics character Moon Knight standing against a black background with his arms spread. The text reads "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagemint words" (engagement is misspelled)

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 8

And this is Lizzie engaging in one of her favorite hobbies, exhibitionism

A white cat with striking green eyes, laying on her back with her front paws tucked in and her back legs & tail extended, lying on top of some paperwork on a dining room table. her nipples are exposed and a child's arm is reaching in to poke her belly

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 8

thanks! I have a lot more... honestly more pictures of the cats than the kids. Here's Pete blending in on the back of his favorite couch (his color)

a handsome gray cat lounges on the back of a couch, on top of an overstuffed cushion, staring at you and presumably judging

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 8

oh that was from a few weeks ago, right now he's upstairs on the bed with the other two, probably looking something like this

our "kitty Triforce", three cats laying in a triangle formation on a fuzzy green blanket, with Pete (large and gray) on the lower left representing Power, Lizzie (medium and white) on top representing Wisdom, and Otter (smallest, orange) on the lower right representing Foolishness, er, Courage.

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jan 8

Pete says work is done for the day

a large grey cat sitting in an office chair looking up at you. There's no other place to sit

Brian Fenton@fentie· Nov 4

A picture of a large cartoon chicken (Foghorn Leghorn) holding an axe head, with his other arm on the shoulder of a tired-looking cartoon cat holding the axe handle. The text reads "Boy, I say Boy... you're about to exceed the limitations of my medication"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Sep 24

I do have an "official" rubber duck at my desk, but my unofficial one is this

a hand open, displaying a small glossy statue of the baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng, with her eyes and mouth wide open. It's often pictured as a meme, with the caption being "FUCK!"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Sep 19

we do too 😻 he's adapted to indoor life nicely. I think it helps that he blends in with the couch

a large gray cat on a similarly-colored gray couch, rolled over on his back with his paws tucked and belly visible, snuggling next to a pair of cargo shorts, which we must assume contains legs

Brian Fenton@fentie· Sep 19

Ah I might have been unclear, Pete hoovers any dropped food off the floor _like_ a dog, but he's absolutely a cat him

a beige carpeted staircase with a large, handsome gray cat laying inconveniently across one stair, utterly unconcerned that he is an adorable trip hazard

Brian Fenton@fentie· Sep 16

no, I didn't, but it's a side effect of pulling in an image link from a DDG search result, and stripping that off & URL decoding it is irksome. Here's the "processed" version imagez.tmz.com/image/9f/4by...

a small, light-colored dog on a blue background. The dog is wearing a dark blue hat with a red feather sticking out, and lolling its tongue out and to the right side

Brian Fenton@fentie· Aug 15

a picture of a cat taken with a fish-eye lens peering very closely at something. The caption above reads

buy canada dry
look inside
wet

Brian Fenton@fentie· Aug 14

somewhat related, this is Pete doing his "razzle dazzle" one-legged sploot

a very handsome grey domestic shorthair cat lying on beige carpet with his front two paws tucked in, one rear leg tucked in, wrapped by his tail, and the fourth leg stretched out behind him, pushing against the carpet

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jul 14

A meme post with a close-up cat peering intently at something, so close to the lens that its face is distorted. The caption reads "Buy Canada Dry... look inside? Wet"

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jul 13

you didn't end up drawing these cards, did you?

A four panel comic written and drawn by Matt Czap. In the first panel, a fortune teller tells a boy "Let me give you a reading". In the second panel, the Death card is shown, reversed, and he says "Oh no, I'm gonna die?" She responds "Not necessarily, death reversed can mean transformation, inner purging". In the third panel, the next card is shown, "The Butt". In the fourth panel the fortune teller says "You're gonna shit yourself. Real bad" as the boy gasps in horror

Brian Fenton@fentie· Jul 10

one of our cats would sit on the counter above the dishwasher during the colder months, in order to leech its warms