it’s truly wild how hormones can render stimulant meds utterly fucking useless, and it’s very cool and fun that they cost so much and it’s like i’m just pissing a quarter of them away each month 🙃

i’ve been wanting to enter my cocktail era for a few years and i think it’s finally happening! earlier tonight i was like, yknow what sounds good? a pineapple whiskey sour. and i realized i had all the things to make it. and it SLAPS.

when it’s 3pm and i’m having weird af sleep paralysis dreams and everything else i try fails me, i know the amélie soundtrack’s got me

good lord. so i had two box fans but one died a while ago. i’ve been making do with the 2nd one but it’s quite shite. the highest setting feels like being gently breathed on. i kept putting off buying a new one thinking maybe i’d try fixing the old one to keep it out of a landfill but lol ya right

pack it in, y’all, tara wins this one, our work here is done

yo so i every once in a while i think about the keyboard i had when i was a kid. specifically, the demo song that’s forever burned into my brain will start playing in my head. i’ve searched for it before but not well so i was never able to find it

my dental hygienist said i’m the best at taking x-rays so i am rewarding myself for this most honorable achievement with a small detour for ice cream on my walk home

that classic thing where i woke up and made a plan for the day but apparently i only had energy to make the plan and didn’t have anything in the tank to do any of it. (i go back to work tomorrow after 2wks off so i’m in petulant toddler mode, i think. an edible and more tears of the kingdom it is!)

god dammit i left a couple of costco groceries in the car for a few days bc my hands were full and i didn’t want to make a 2nd trip that day, but i left m the gummy vitamins were left in the car and they melted and now they’re all one big gummy 🤦🏻‍♀️

i’m playing some previous days’ outlier games and i’m frankly pissed that thagomizer isn’t in their list of acceptable words

sorry not sorry, i’m still watching videos and crying about glen hansard. the thing that keeps breaking me is how often he’s inviting the crowd to sing with him. it’s a “sing it with me” or a nod of his head or a motion of his hand. he masterfully wielded music’s ability to bring people together.

fuuuuck, i forgot about this one

i’ve only seen one episode of spongebob squarepants in my entire life but i’ve absorbed enough of it by osmosis to ask, were they referencing this scene from ER??

here's the clip, and if this doesn't convince you to start watching dimension 20 idk what will

qrt with the first edward teach you can find on your camera roll fanart versions of ed count for this, right?? pls note my battery hanging on by a thread & the fact that this was at 2:54am (on 4/22/22 which you can’t see) p.s. @jamzenn.bsky.social THANK YOU FOR THIS MOST DELICIOUS & GORGEOUS GIFT

lmao i misread the question and thought it was simply “on a scale of mick fleetwood vibing on the drums FROM the video of stevie nicks hexing lindsay buckingham,” like it was a strictly mick scale, and now my camera roll looks like this bc i was trying to capture the full vibe spectrum

what a spectacular question thank you for asking it, i’d say i’m probably around here

just one of about ten million favorites. i didn’t note the source, so lmk if it’s yours so i can doff my cap to you and/or smooch that genius little big-brained head of yours

saw this in my neighborhood email forum thingy and i was like, hell yeah where do i sign for my man ed teach and can i sign twice!! but then i read slower and i was like oh 😒

but let us also give credit where credit is due, because if i’m being honest this is a significant source of inspiration:

new ink? is it a croissant?? 🥐

you’re telling me they can just like, walk by this rothko at the moma and not go “*sigh* i see them everywhere” ???? (i forgot to post this after i took the pic last week for thanks for the occasion to do so!)

omg alex and alyssa pregnancy announcement on ig!! 🥰

here’s the bingo card i made before s2 aired! i guessed handel’s sarabande and the allegretto from beethoven’s seventh. plus a bonus into the mystic! i also did one for artists in general but i only got kate bush and nina simone.

i just opened up imovie to do something for work. i hardly ever use imovie. it opened up showing the last project i was working on which was this 🥹

first of all: impure thoughts? some. second: cmon you crazy (/aff) sleuths, gimme the deets on this gorgeous fucking ring

lmao @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social and @gentlerevenge.bsky.social

impure thoughts? some.