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FF Sphinx

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Jerick McKinnon's ADP is my riddle I can name all the pasta shapes

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FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· 20d

“Always has been” astronaut meme.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· May 11

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Mar 12

Andy Daly 555-COME-ON-NOW bit.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jan 25

Sickos meme.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jan 18

Warren Zevon singing and playing the piano.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jan 18

When the ghost he’s seeing is yours

Sam “Super Bowl LX” Darnold smiling, wearing a hat that casts a mischievous shadow over his brow and eyes.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jan 17

In the Walz cut, the film ends rather abruptly as Sam convinces Frodo to simply hand over the ring, whispering “don’t take the bait, Mr. Frodo.”

Frodo, Sam, and co. hiding from a Ringwraith in a tree hollow.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jan 12

Disgusted Barbie meme. Wish it were more disgusted tbh.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Dec 1

Parodic post-game fantasy blurb.

The headline reads: "As Shedeur Sanders goes 16-of-25 in putrid loss, area press reminds fans 'Shedeur isn't responsible for his or his teammates' failures.'"

The body reads: "Sanders' performance might've been called Brosmerian, had Max Brosmer not made his first (and assuredly last) career start later in the day. Fortunately, Ohio local media remains immune to reality. 'Akron Al' of the Cleveland Carbuncle writes: 'Sanders wasn't on the field for Dillon Gabriel's five starts. Sanders can't unfumble balls from the sideline. You guys think [Shedeur] can just throw the ball wherever he wants? He's only a quarterback, after all.' Slated to author the third act of another lost Browns season, Sanders will be on the QB3 radar in Week 14."

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Nov 27

Low-res icon of Kael’Thas. He looks displeased (at a minimum).

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Nov 24

"You may now mute food discourse *and* complaining about food discourse."

Link holding the Triforce aloft.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Nov 20

An angry and incredulous LeBron James gesturing.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Oct 15

Pitchers when they can’t intentionally walk Ohtani for the millionth time

The Pokémon known as Sobble, crying effusively.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Sep 7

Title card from an episode of Dragon Ball, badly ‘edited’ to read “The David Njoku Points are Stolen!,” rather than “The Dragon Balls are Stolen!”

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Sep 6

The plan? Draft only joke WRs and ensure they’re always improbably injured or suspended. If any of them are somehow active, check down to a covered RB or a washed TE instead.

Nathan Fielder, in an office chair, grimacing.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jul 21

You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Alien (1979) and Ready or Not (2019)

Alien (1979) theatrical release poster.

Ready or Not (2019) theatrical release poster.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jul 11

A chef holding a cheesecake(?), performing the well-known (classic, even) gesture known as the Chef’s Kiss.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jul 10

The Mirror Shield from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jul 9

Why is it filled with these

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jul 3

A scene from 'Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty,' a sports drama that ran on HBO and was (criminally) cancelled. Depicted is a dramatized Jerry West, played by Jason Clarke. The character is being driven through Boston, looking out a window, and saying 'Paul Revere shoulda slept in.'

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jun 25

A still of Mario from the live-action film “Super Mario Bros.” (1993).

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Jun 18

An image of Leonardo, one of four so-called 'teenage mutant ninja turtles.' A upward-opening speech bubble sits above his head, giving the impression that he is quoted in the original post. Leonardo is frequently portrayed as the leader of the mutant ninja turtles, despite having near-zero aura.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· May 28

, but Wemby and Doncic together average 1 neck. Billy,,, we only need 1 neck.

A scene from the film Moneyball. Jonah Hill’s character stands before a whiteboard bepopulate with baseball statistics, which he uses to illustrate a point to Brad Pitt’s character, who is also pictured.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· May 8

Full details of the NY Knicks’ disastrous trade for Mikal Bridges, wherein the Knicks sent dozens of future firsts, sourced from multiple professional sports leagues, in exchange for Bridges. An obviously bad move at the time of execution, which has looked worse with each passing second.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Apr 24

A screenshot of the Kodo Graveyard, a location in the video game World of Warcraft.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Apr 23

A screenshot from the television series “Hey Arnold!,” wherein Arnold is shown, smiling, holding a picture of a smiley face.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Apr 22

An image of running back Ashton Jeanty, in his Boise State uniform, playing a college football game. The image is styled after common NFL Draft-day graphics, the sort which compare the prospect in question to former and current greats on a trait-by-trait basis. Here, however, Jeanty is ascribed the Vision of Jeanty, the Power of Jeanty, the Balance of Jeanty, the Receiving of Jeanty, the Agility of Jeanty, and the Footwork of Jeanty, like a sort of auto-Voltron, suggesting both Jeanty's greatness and the farcical nature of these exercises in general.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Dec 1

If you investigate the WRs drafted from these two schools over the last twenty years, this is what you’ll find:

A picture of the Kodo Graveyard from the video game “World of Warcraft.” Essentially a big heap of dinosaur bones.

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Dec 1

However,

A screenshot of a tweet from October of 2023, which reads “never draft a WR from Baylor or TCU ever again to obtain an unbeatable edge in fantasy football.”

FF Sphinx@ffsphinx· Nov 18

‘Joey Franchise’ is an elite NPC name

A cropped section of Joe Burrow’s Pro Football Reference page, meant to highlight his nicknames, which allegedly include: “Joe Brr,” “Joe Shiesty,” and “Joey Franchise.”