Filipe Dimas (@filipedimas) · DIRTY

Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas

writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places:

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Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jul 11

Comic of a silhouette speaking to a gathering of men. One of the men says "shut up". The text reads:

Most people rejected His message.
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jul 4

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

A Caesar with a pickle and lime

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 30

old tweet from streamer Ninja edited to read "I'll never understand how "world cup" teams allow kickers that just..... miss... kicks. I fel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 29

Confirmed.

The girl was a showgirl.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 29

Wait. Was Kurt Vonnegut a Swiftie???

Excerpt from a book "They liked pictures of Elizabeth Taylor because they hated her so much, felt very superior to her."

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 20

APOLLO HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY

An article from me in Feb 2023 titled "It's time we start talking about Artur Akhtyamov"

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 17

omg he even has references to Taylor Swift songs

Text from a book that reads "Shades of Clara Bow"

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 16

Finally a smutty romance catered to me.

A manga with the title "Betrayed by the hero, I formed a MILF party with his mom!"

The cover shows four attractive women with big anime tiddies.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 10

Look, I don't WANT to be a hater. But a championship ring for SECOND PLACE is embarrassing as hell. "But they won the American League!!!" Ok??? That's not the goal is it???

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Jun 1

What if we get a "hey kids, spelling is fun!" gag

Mr potato head next to a speak and spell

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· May 24

I exclusively cheer for blue and white teams who suck ass all year except for their Portuguese player and then finish the season on a high note that makes every other fanbase mad.

Television showing Premier League standings with Tottenham avoiding relegation. The screen shows Tottenham players celebrating and a split picture with a sad West Ham fan.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· May 24

Happy two year anniversary to Eras Tour Lisbon. Here's a video I don't think I've ever shared from the best day of my life.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· May 20

Are the Oilers aware they are allowed to acquire players and staff who weren't formerly Leafs???

Vegas GM is NHL laughingstock over Cassidy, while Pullets might be open to Mike Babcock as coach

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· May 19

Fucking finally. I knew all this reading would pay off eventually.

Excerpt from a book:
Clitoris
Congratulations, you've found it!
This word, which emerged as a medical Latin term in the 1600s from the Greek medical word for the organ, kleitoris, which is thought to literally mean "small hill."

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 30

Her: Send me a dirty pic. Me: Uhhhhh...

A sandwich board sign that says "Here to "meat" your needs" with drawings of meat.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 25

Three photos of an angry looking child saying "congrats", "Happy for you", and "nice"

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 23

After three straight days of being social my plans for tonight cancelled. I'm free.

Scene from Shawshank Redemption of the main character shirtless, spreading his arms and smiling as it rains on him.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 17

Pretty great week of movies tbh. Everyone should go see The Drama. Easily my favourite movie of the year so far.

Recent activity on Letterboxd
Do the Right Thing - 4 stars
The Girl who Leapt Through Time - 4 stars
The Drama - 4.5 stars
Drive - 3.5 stars

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 11

Leafs vs Panthers battling for bottom 5 tonight.

Screenshot of South Park showing two student baseball teams.

One says "We're going DOWN, We're gonna get CREAMED." The other replies with "No, WE'RE gonna get creamed!"

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 10

Angry kitty with the text *block*

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 10

Tweet from me in 2019

Whoever drafts Cole Caufield when he inevitably drops out of the top 5 because he's 5'7 is going to be laughing about that steal of a pick for the next decade as he tears up the league.

I loved her first
Heartland

And I'm not gonna stand in your way
But I loved her first, I held her first
And a place in my heart will always be hers

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 9

Me writing up the exposé that gets Katie cancelled

Wesley snipes pointing a gun and crying as he takes aim

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 8

No one wants to play with Pierre.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 4

"Toronto isn't actually this bad, there's plenty of games left."

Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown to kick while Charlie Brown looks concerned.

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Apr 1

HAYLEY WILLIAMS YOU ARE MY GOAT

Hayley Williams on stage posing with her arms stretched as she sings

Hayley Williams and her supporting band on stage lamps and white drapery dress the stage

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Mar 28

What this Jays game feels like

"in the midst of "it's so over" I found there was, within me, an invisible "we're so back""

Below the text is what appears to be a low res Kim Jong Un

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Mar 28

What that Jays game felt like

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Mar 22

Live your life in a way that these are the chapters of your biography.

Contents
Preface
One A Birth
Two Fornicating and Fighting
Three Party Queen
Four A Working Goddess and Working Girls

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Mar 19

omg twins

Mirror selfie of me wearing grey 1989 sweater and holding a peace sign to the camera

Filipe Dimas@filipedimas· Mar 17

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A

plaid frame