Sorbitol Tungsten Rods

@filthyjasminetea

Contains detectable traces of buttock.

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir filthyjasminetea.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· 10d

Key inventions: Fire. Stone tools. Cuck chair.

NEANDERTHAL MEN WERE HAVING SEX WITH HUMAN WOMEN FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· 16d

PLEASE DO NOT HOLD
CHILDREN ON OR
OVER RAILINGS
S.V.P., NE PAS TENIR UN ENFANT SUR LE GARDE-CORPS OU AU-DESSUS DU
•GARDE-CORPS •

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· 24d

Cooking my fucking produce @sarahtaber.bsky.social

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· 24d

I did this in 2017. All you need is a marker to create a fitting memorial

A toilet with the words:
In memony of Robert E. Lee.
and (all) other pieces of shit.
The words are written in black marker on the porcelain

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· 26d

A flow chart with two bubbles. The first asks Do I Need AI? The second reads simply: No.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jul 4

I presume it looks like this

The promo image for the bbc film Threads. A man in a traffic warden hat stand in front of a burning building. He is carrying a rifle and has a bandage over his burned face.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jul 3

“What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

Neil the Elephant seal, standing up tall with his mouth open

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jul 2

Canada Day was pretty nice! Thunderstorms blew through before the fireworks

A blurry ass photo of the Toronto skyline with a moon rising and some Canada Day fireworks in the distance. The photo was taken from a high rise balcony

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jun 13

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jun 11

Post a meme made by you!

A meme over a black and white photo of Dr McCoy from start trek.
* During filming in the back woods of California, the cast of Star Trek TOS would play competative hide and seek to
pass the time between takes.
The actor who played the role of Dr McCoy was the perennial favourite to win....
They just couldn't see
DeForest through the trees...

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Jun 11

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures

A sign at a park trail. One direction is indicated to be a chicken on a green background and the other is a scull and crossed bones on a red background

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 29

No… just no.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 20

Holy shit, found a mensch

Minnesota Orchestra • •
Stop asking ChatGPT and start asking a double reed player

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 20

What is wrong with these people? <blocked>

I walked on over to my best buddy called Google Gemini, showed him a picture, and he told me this is the Denza Z9 sedan.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 12

I can’t tell if they were asking for my bun or telepathically judging my browser history

A pigeon standing on one leg on an outdoor table, staring piercingly

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 7

This racist neo liberal warmongering ghoul still writes for the Atlantic. I barely know since i block the domain on my desktop and just check headlines once a month. @jfallows.bsky.social why do you still share page space with this idiot? Ta Nehisi left, how about you get out too?

Trump Shows He's Still Got Juice
DAVID FRUM

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 6

Aggressive grifting on facebook. There a lot of good reasons to renounce USA citizenship but in general like the “death tax” most financial issues only apply to very very high income brackets. This is grift, not responsible advice.

A screenshot of a facebook ad for a “private client” that claims to help Canadians renounce US citizenship by means of a “free webinar”.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 5

I block accounts that follow me clearly seeking advertising or clout engagement. Thought i was having dejá vu and i was. Blocked them yesterday, blocked them today.

Screenshot of the two most recent accounts i blocked. Both named “a moveable feed”.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 5

Like, how? Just ask some human if you don’t know. They can be wrong, you can be wrong. It’s ok. The machine was wrong, it’s broken. Throw it away.

A screenshot of a post on a weird collectable camping stove forum.
It reads: This was thrown away into the scrap pile, I picked it out.
Thought it was a ww2 British pot but chatgbt says its German and belongs to a Trofim Boder, born 1898.

Below is a photo of the stove, with the inscription being so obviously Russian to anyone with a surface familiarity with life it boggles the mind. Why not ask?

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 5

Watch a couple Timothy Snyder videos any YouTube feeds you this horse ass licker who complains about the price of the food he has to buy to feed himself with between greenrooms and receptions.

A thumbnail of a video titled: How America Recovers from All This I Yale Conversations with David Brooks
Yale Jackson School of Global Affairs. The picture is of David Brooks looking like a soup of stale chicken skin stuffed into an oversized sausage casing, wearing that unbearable academic pontificate style of blue suite with an unbuttoned shirt. At least Timothy Snyder looks like he only reluctantly wears a suit.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 4

Post your warning sign

A placard warning of asbestos. It is an inverted yellow triangle with the word asbestos and an extra large lowercase letter a. The sign has been graffitied to read asbestos you can.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 3

Facebook: "News cannot be shared in Canada due to legislation." (It can, they just don't want to pay for it) Also Facebook: "Follow this insane influencer who claims to be a reporter."

Suggested content in my facebook feed. The notable agitator Caryma Sa'd posting about a cosplayer being arrested for having a over realistic prop gun at a cherry blossom park in Toronto.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· May 2

Maple MAGA at work in Toronto. For outsiders municipal elections are non-partisan except they aren't. This is one of the mysterious political groups that popped up to try to block progressive politics in Toronto by spreading racist and pro-car bullshit to the suburbs that fund the conservatives.

A screenshot of a facebook page of IntegrityTO, which is a Maple MAGA political org.

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods@filthyjasminetea· Apr 30

While it was a public good, remember the robber barons generosity was calculated to launder their reputations. If you see a building or foundation named for a big name donor, they did shady things they hope we forget.