Rob Finch
@finchwrites
Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist.
Tortilla/tortilla. We never know know the difference. Someone should've tortoise.
Oh to be a tortured corporate copywriter struggling with the decisions of the branding team
Obviously this was the first thing I looked for because it is the most ridiculous part of the whole canon
Just found these in my bedroom and can only conclude that my wife is having an affair with Elton John..or Su Pollard.
Please, reply guys, assure me this isn't true to assuage my guilt about a similar thing.
I recently read this and it seems like airplane technology would have gone a lot faster if Wilbur Wright hadn't hamstring it with a decade long patent war because of his daddy issues.
Hands up if your child made you run 30 minutes in the 30° heat because they needed to rollerskate to choir practice.
Bracketing my day with an organised jog and seeing Damon Albarn with Gorillaz. Parkrun to Parklife!
I feel that thos far into the 21st century this shouldn't be allowed to happen. I've wasted at least an hour of my life on this process.
Anyway obligatory Adam Ant festival face sparkles. Come to Choirblast 2027.
I won't day shit in a work meeting but I will MC the heck out of your festival stage.