FireworkFuse
@fireworkfuse
Why are you reading this? He/Him Socialist Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta Hawks, Atlanta Dream, Georgia Bulldogs, F1, DC Comics, Video Games, Weed and Chill Vibes
Was Sax Man not a live instrument at Eurovision? (I know basically nothing about EV)
I wonder if ranked going back to Perimeter this week just opened the flood gates since before today's patch, there was basically no good loot on Perimeter. After today's patch you can now get gold loot from certain events on every map, not just Outpost or Cryo. Hopefully this helps balance it out.
Fucking imagine the only way to convey the seriousness of like the 5th assassination attempt (and the only one by a supposed Dem) to your drooling boomer audience is to relate it to an NFL scandal. They know nobody gives a shit. My sides are in orbit.
Trying to protect pro genocide members of Congress makes you pro genocide.
Breaking News: The Houston Gamblers of the UFL have announced Ace as their new mascot! Credit: Abdul Memon on Twitter @sickoscommittee.org
Aren't you supposed to have a funny picture go with these depressing facts?
We have Pop Tarts Bowl branded Pop Tarts! Featuring Protein Strawberry (on a Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart) @sickoscommittee.org
Even in a season as exciting as this has been for the Hawks, it's like there's a mandate for some minimum level of punishment just for being a fan of this team.
Feeling like this while Mr. Small Online Purchases has his way with me. I hope you're doing well!
Not like this... Gotta resist the urge to crash out. Godspeed Brad, your job just got so much more tedious and annoying.