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Catastrophe Wife

@fisforphantom

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Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· 18d

Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only.

VHS cover of the 1987 film The Chipmunk Adventure

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jul 2

For Sale Fifty Shades Trilogy Never Used

An unused boxed set of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy in a thrift store

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jun 11

Patti Harrison in the "shark tank" spoof sketch from I Think You Should Leave, wearing a black top and a light purple blazer, a black beret, and several necklaces. She's folding her arms and looking right at the camera.

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jan 8

Text reads: Early on, Ta-Nehisi Coates observed, “We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jan 1

rubs temples

Mirriam webster instructs users to take a screenshot of a gif and the new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
the screenshot I got landed on "brain rot"

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Dec 26

treat YO'SELF

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Dec 8

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Dec 1

dare I?

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Nov 24

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Oct 5

From Chicago to Palestine

Lisa Simpson saying to a an army colonel "Colonel I hope you've learned that an occupying foreign force" in front of the whole town

Lisa Simpson continuing to say to a an army general "can never defeat a determined local populace" in front of the whole town

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Aug 12

eskeet with a tweet you still think about

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Aug 4

hey all, my little weirdo short film inspired by my wisdom teeth removal was a finalist for the awesome Etheria Film Festival, and will be showing at the Garden Cinema Fiesta Sept 27, to raise money for immigrant advocacy

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jul 27

what she said

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jun 26

what I hear whenever someone says "30,000 pound Bunker Buster Bomb"

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Apr 26

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Mar 27

At the Australia museum of natural history

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Mar 22

A stack of breadfruit in an market stall

Panorama of beach with tourists

My foot stepping on a fallen coconut on the beach; wearing green shorts and white sneakers

A river brook in a tropical rainforest

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jan 5

feels like a good time for a rewatch

movie poster of the 2011 Steven Soderbergh film Contagion

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jan 5

tramampoline

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Nov 20

i think someone should Fetter John, man.

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jan 18

Cat sitting is going well

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Sep 9

Mask up buds

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jul 4

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Catastrophe Wife@fisforphantom· Jul 4

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals