This beach has the best palettes

This one was coming right at me and turned at the last second

The Slow and the Ligneous: Oregon Drift

Celebrating 100 years of Orange Julius, whose mascot was the devil, by mixing orange juice and milk in the kitchen

Alien Hominid!

The Claude Accent has the mouthfeel of those Rubbermaid non-slip bathtub flowers. Such a weird set of unintentionally campy aesthetic choices, ultimately a bit sad

I’m going to be seeing this as I fall asleep tonight

Notes from The Singularity

“let’s just add some helper text”

I’d like to shake the hand of the person who designed the Chocolonely bar shapes, but not in a way which is convenient for them

local papers are a treasure

wow that preview card code did not age well, here’s the image

uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh beep boop boop beep

rude

instructing the model to fast and pray in a tower in this stone mansion for three days until the language of the angels is revealed, then refactor my code in that

at last, a use for “technology”

I recently learned about these tour group guide flags and now they’re all I see in a reply-ball

got to high-five a sand dollar today. the cilia wave like they’re still underwater

choose the takes – or the poasts

Mike D: only rock all: JEANS Mike D: never rock all: CHINOS

If I have to know about the existence of the Golf Egg then so do you

tv image calibration has gone completely off the rails

Not only did everyone know you, they said you’re not allowed back in