Is there any occasion on which Turnip does not squat and take a dump?

Finnegan at the shore in Maine. Him first ocean. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #maine

This is Dash's third Maine roadtrip, and he seems pleased at no boat rides. He gets a little urpy. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #maine

This is briefly alarming in the morning, that good enough?

Remember that one time when that Seattle bus driver said "gargle my balls" to ICE goons? That was cool.

Wait hold up, gotta look regal. OK back to spazball. #dogs #dogsofbluesky

Retriever fail. #dogs #dogsofbluesky

I note with interest that you are not skritching the snoot, and would like to register a complaint. #dogs #dogsofbluesky

@rifftrax.com this is a fine garment, and for that, I thank you! Hello! #MST3K

Rome, N.Y. #nokings

Today is big brother Dash's third birthday. Him got pillow. #dogsofbluesky #dogs

It's an itty bitty widdle baby finger for America! So grumpy late for juice box.

Does jolly beard man bring cheese? #dogsofbluesky #dogs

Syracuse Orange Basketball

Border Thumb Tom Homan (bitch, Sackets Harbor)

"Dis my friend Boop, I bring inside." #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogs

OK yes granted, this is the cute we signed up for, but it's ALWAYS ON ALL THE TIME! #dogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

"An den it will snow! A lot! An we do dis!" #dogsofbluesky

Cranky crowd at the walls of Fort Stanwix, Rome NY #nokings

Rome, NY

The Best Use of Some Old Junk You've Got in the Yard Award, Rome NY. #nokings