Jeanne in Florida (@fljeanne) · DIRTY

Jeanne in Florida

@fljeanne

Lifelong educator/student, writer, OKC Thunder loyalist, pottymouth, and fierce ally. 💙 Landed in Florida long ago, but left a good portion of my heart in Chicago. Guffaw-ready. Not here for DMs, crypto, or porn. No profile, no follow.

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Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· 16d

💯

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· 20d

This moron just keeps on moron-ing.

Caption above a 7/22/26 "truth" from Trump reads:
Looks like someone who recently learned about the "b" in "dumb" hasn't yet learned what a primary is.

Trump's "truth" reads:
MAGA CANDIDATES WON EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT IN ARIZONA, A COMPLETE SWEEP!!! I WON ARIZONA 18 MONTHS AGO. THE DUMOCRATS ARE DUMBFOUNDED. AFTER DECADES, ARIZONA IS BECOMING A REPUBLICAN STATE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· 23d

Collage showing Final World Cup score Spain 1 - Argentina 0

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· 26d

Bravo, ABC and NBC!

Pic of Trump at podium
Text: ABC, NBC will not air Trump's election security speech on broadcast networks

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· 27d

When Goldilocks and the rest of her foursome behind you get fed up with your ridiculously slow play...

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 13

Sam Neill will be sorely missed. 😞

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 8

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 8

Graphic showing incoming call from Mitch McConnell
Text: I just spent almost 20 minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell, and the weird thing is, I don't even know the guy. He said he got my number from his old friend Scott Jennings, but I don't know him either. Like I said, WEIRD.

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 7

Congrats, Belgium. 🇧🇪 Especially on the mockery!

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 7

Pic of Trump wearing a crown and standing in the midst of piles of manure
Caption: King Detritus / Everything he touches turns to shit

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 6

Editorial cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social

Cartoon shows FIFA President Gianni Infantino drinking orange “Trump Kool-Aid”
Caption: HYDRATION BREAK

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 6

Congratulations to Trump and FIFA for uniting the world. #WorldCup

World map showing the U.S. covered in U.S. flag graphics, while the rest of the world is covered in the colors of the Belgian flag

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jul 3

Turns out I speak Croatian...

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 29

Why believe your own eyes when Dr. Oz and Dean Cain are telling you otherwise?

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 26

GoTta bE aBouT 100K tHeRe...

Pics of paltry crowd at opening of The Great American State Fair.
Caption – How to f✓ck up the USA’s Semiquincentennial Celebration: Politicize it.

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 23

FabulOUs❣️ #OUDNA

Graphic celebrating NCAA Division I World Series Champions, the Oklahoma Sooners

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 21

So the “great daughter” must be Andrea...

Trump with Andrea Catsimatidis

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 21

Except she wasn’t blonde when she was First Lady of Arkansas.

Arkansas Governor James Tucker and family, 1992

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 20

Pic showing results of the first game in the NCAA Baseball Championship Series
OU 9 NC 3

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 20

Not real. YET.

FAKE page from The Trump Store, showing Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. selling pieces of American Flag Blue peeled paint from Trump's failed renovation of the Reflecting Pool.

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 19

Same. Global World Cup fans are healing my soul.

Pics of World Cup fans in North America
Text –
Dear World Cup fans visiting North America from across the globe:
You must never leave. EVER. I need you here FOREVER, belting out songs in stadiums and bars, literally dancing in the streets, becoming addicted to Ranch dressing, rowing your way up escalators, and marching about while delivering the best chants imaginable – like this one from Vancouver, where Australian fans celebrated their match with Turkey...
“Turkey’s in the bin, in the bin, Turkey’s in the bin.
Aussie boys are on a bender,
Donald Trump is a sex offender...”

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 17

Aussie fans are doing their part...

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 16

Sign showing Elon Musk with the following text:
If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 15

Pics of Knicks vs. Lakers, 1973 NBA Finals
Caption: The last time the Knicks won the NBA Championship, the President resigned in disgrace the next year.
Please let history repeat itself... FASTER!

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 15

This Spelling Bee failure, Byron Donalds, wants to be my governor. #RejectByronDonalds #FloridaEjukashunGuvner

Florida gubernatorial candidate, Byron Donalds, standing at a podium with a "DONALDS FOR FLORIDA" sign that says:
READ TO SUCCEED
ACHIEVEABILITY

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 15

Awfully rude of UFC CEO Dana White to wake the prez during his birthday nap...

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 13

Happy Birthday to the Narcissist in Chief.

Pic of tarp covering the front of the Kennedy Center, along with a pic peeking behind the tarp as a worker takes down the Trump name.
Caption: Another cover-up from the fragile felon...
... but his name is, indeed, GONE!!!

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 8

Barry Blitt on Bari Weiss...

Editorial cartoon by Barry Blitt showing Bari Weiss coddling Donald Trump. They talk while she holds a Diet Coke that he sips from a straw.
Trump: Then she interrupted me, like six times. And said I was lying.
Weiss: We'd never do that to you at CBS.
Trump: Plus it was raining.
Weiss: Drink your juice.

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· Jun 1

Graphic of pride colors and Pride Flag flying
Text: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
I'd rather be excluded for whom I include than be included for whom I exclude.

Jeanne in Florida@fljeanne· May 28

TDS – Trump Destruction Syndrome

Caption: The Trump Effect
Left side shows nice, normal house "Before Trump moves into your neighborhood" and filthy, trashed house "AFTER."
Right side shows pic of stately, undamaged "White House Before Trump" and trashy "White House Now" showing demolition debris and UFC cage set being erected.