Yeah there’s no way I’m going to be able to do this considering I only fueled once this month

I found these at Ollie’s and they’re delicious, but now all I can hear is that meme voice saying MR BEEEEAAASSSTTT

Good morning ☀️

Women can’t pull this kind of shit over on their lovers because if a woman has kids or a partner she’s 1000% expected to be with them at every moment

He cleans up real nice

weezer mentionef

There was a tornado warning & me and my boyfriend are not romantic but we are certainly in contact lol

This orange juice lied to me, there is not a scrap of pulp in here!

I love the smell of fucking idiots in the morning

Reminding us all of the important stuff at my desk at work today

I love watching videos on my TV of people driving places

I got a TV for Christmas. Wheee!

Check out this buff frog sticker my brother has

Very jealous of the water bottle my dad got this year

Patreon is pretty great

My new favorite podcast

this is my favorite shot in Re-Animator because it shows him literally getting in the way of their relationship

Of course this douchebag has the new iPhone 17 Pro in orange with no case on. Lmfao

My phone reminded me of this old picture of me in the mirror (I went by Jamie at work, ignore that) and I miss the fuck out of this waterfall glitter phone case. It was not protective in the least but it was so fun

Not bad!

Ready to get some work done!

I’ve never felt more spiritually connected to a picture before

This is so strange but I was looking for Channel Awesome merch just cause and I remembered I ACTUALLY USED TO OWN THIS PICTURE. I HAD IT FRAMED!!!

So there’s this song…

My crush for years oml

I’m hard at work guys

Thanks Internet for teaching me how to rack a pool table

I tried one of these last night and I’m never going back

Working in an office is fun