Flukeman (@flukeman) · DIRTY

Flukeman

@flukeman

Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. He/him. SoCal native now mostly found searching for a decent burrito in or around Raleigh. Cat dad to a horrid cat son. Go Dodgers.

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Flukeman@flukeman· 6d

Jesus is drinking wine on the beach and he’s looking at his phone completely dismayed at what he’s seeing

Flukeman@flukeman· 7d

The sickos yes guy saying “damn even by my standards this is deeply fucked up”

Flukeman@flukeman· 8d

Oh my GOD

TRADER JOE'S Dark Chocolate Bark with pistachios, dried jalapeños & sea salt

Flukeman@flukeman· 22d

Hell yeah, post your setup. Here’s mine.

A racing chair / wheel / pedals set up in front of a 77 LG C3 OLED TV showing a racing game. White and gray Definitive Technology tower speakers flank the white tv stand, and a black Infinity center speaker sits in a cubby below the screen. Not visible is a RSL Speedwoofer 10s Mk II subwoofer.

Flukeman@flukeman· 25d

Airplane ears alert

Now Bob (still a gray tabby cat) is laying his head on his paw and his ears are in airplane mode

Flukeman@flukeman· 25d

Extreme closeup of Bob, a very cute dilute gray tabby cat with green eyes and a pink nose

Flukeman@flukeman· 29d

A shield-shaped parody military patch with a red border and black background. At the top, white text reads 102nd Chairborne Ranger above a yellow USB symbol. Two grey assault rifles frame a central computer mouse. A yellow banner draped across the mouse reads I Read It On The Internet. Below the banner, the mouse is labeled with SFOD, Special Forums Operator Delta, and small blue Bluetooth and white Wi-Fi icons. A red banner at the bottom contains the white text Keyboard Commando.

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 30

Update: maybe not

Gray tabby cat rolling around on his back in the sun like a goober

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 30

We’re seizing the day or some nonsense like that

Gray tabby cat squinting in the sun on a wood floor

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 26

I back the blue (Culver’s employees)

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 25

Oh boy!

Steam Controller box

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 24

Incredible scenes on the drive home today

The rear of a teal Ford Taurus station wagon with a North Carolina license plate and a dog kennel visible inside. The car features several dog-themed bumper stickers that read: On the 8th Day God Created French Bulldogs, On the 8th Day God Created Whippets, It Takes a Lot of Liver to Make a Champion, A Well-Balanced Dog Has a Title at Both Ends, and Old Dog Trainers Never Die - They Just Drop on Recall.

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 23

Green Day’s wake me up when September ends cover but instead it says please respond before Juneteenth ends

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 23

I got a pretty strange one last Friday

Hi, you were invited to be on our Barack Obama Legacy Board, but we didn't get your reply.
Please respond before
Juneteenth ends: (link)

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 11

ohhhhhkay

the director has never been anywhere. the director intends to fix this.

Flukeman@flukeman· Jun 1

A tape measure with “FRANK” scratched into the case

Flukeman@flukeman· May 29

KIA RIO UTE 🫡

A matte grey Kia Rio modified into a ute with a massive black spoiler and wide tires on a North Carolina street. Looks like it’s at least 50% bondo and primer by volume.

Flukeman@flukeman· May 29

Flukeman@flukeman· May 29

Someone on Ars did some shockwave speed estimation that also supports that ballpark of explosion size

A screenshot of an Ars Technica comment by user natelson. The text of the post reads: Using the Sedov-Taylor-Rayleigh blast equation, and estimating from the video footage (towers 180 m tall, shockwave takes about 0.2 s to get there), it seems that the Blue Origin New Glenn explosion had a yield of a bit over 1 kT. The pad should be a mess - the energy release is roughly equivalent to detonating a low-yield tactical nuclear warhead.

Flukeman@flukeman· May 27

A social media post from The Lost Paladin. The post reads: My God was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly. The word God is highlighted with a gray box, suggesting it has been edited into the original text.

Flukeman@flukeman· May 18

Dedra Meero looking absolutely aghast at her phone

Flukeman@flukeman· May 15

"I look and sound like a grown up toilet" on a training toilet's box

Flukeman@flukeman· May 13

So close, Gemini

56. What does JEEP also stand for? Jump In,
Expect Emergency Repairs.

Flukeman@flukeman· May 12

Just in case it helps someone else: these are the US cities it currently supports and for some reason you can't see this list until AFTER you create an account

PICK YOUR CITY
New York
Los Angeles
SF (Bay Area)
Chicago
Houston
Washington D.C.
Portland
Seattle
Paris
Austin
Atlanta
Boston

Flukeman@flukeman· May 11

NBC trying anything they can think of to capture the CBS / Taylor Sheridan audience

Race Wars

Flukeman@flukeman· May 10

There's a big ol air intake behind it, so I assume they just made the cockpit as tall to keep it shielded from radar

Tacit Blue, a very rectilinear white aircraft with huge chines dominating the design, a huge air intake on top, and squared off elevons

Flukeman@flukeman· May 7

Quote from man banned: "What are you gonna do, ban me?"

Flukeman@flukeman· May 5

🫡

Sabrina Carpenter firing an AK47, with "THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN" overlaid

Flukeman@flukeman· May 4

Paws with us for a moment

A grey tabby cat lies sleeping on its side on a green and white gridded blanket, with its front paws stretched forward toward the viewer.

Flukeman@flukeman· May 4

Yes

A gray tabby cat with a pink nose is lying on a patterned bedspread with his eyes closed, looking very happy about the hand currently scratching his head.