Captain Nemo - Local Hero & Devil-May-Care-Flying-Fool. ✅
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Cynophile. 🐕 Lawyer. Independent Children's Lawyer in Care & Protection for 20 years. Erstwhile Aviator. Admirer of Harriet Quimby. Social Democrat. Frequent typos, mea culpa. No bio? No posts? No follow. No unsolicited DMs. 😁
I had even earlier version designed for budding eletrical engineers:
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster here.
Nellie Bly (If you don't know, look her up):
Here's the stuff to put hairs on your chest on a cold winter night:
A little something I wrote and had published in the media in 2004 😁:
Perhaps when the media run a story about the horrors of Auschwitz then for balance they should be required to run a story about the SS having a jolly nice time on their holidays?
This is the cartoon which the self-important Australia Press Council has ruled out of order. Another piece of work by the great Cathy Wilcox. Valid and on point.
Don't be suckered by those large dark eyes. Behind that benign expression they are plotting, plotting, always plotting. More people are killed by cows than are killed by sharks. Gary Larson had them pegged:
Check out the plasma cooktops just starting to come on the market. More energy efficient than induction and with "flames".
Not sure too many immigrants came to Australia on that 1913 photo of the Mersey ferry. (image: Getty images)
Whoops! First Generation AUKUS nuclear submarine meets Third Generation unmanned sub-killer drone.
I don't remember people dying from butcher shop poisonings when sawdust was the go but earlier times were pretty bad. This is the Sutton Forest Butchery, 761 George Street Sydney in 1900 at the time of the bubonic plague outbreak. Picture courtesy of State Library of NSW:
Aah, the good old days. Spoonerville, Port Kembla late 30s when the government provided temporary shelter for the homeless instead of leaving them to huddle in makeshift tents in the bush.
A little ditty for Rudy. Them's as know the words and music will get it.
Rabbit $46.99 a kilo! Rabbit!!
I was reading about the White House Correspondents' Dinner and was reminded of this quote (author unknown), the "master" in this case is the Great American Public:
And for his next trick, Donny Demento will walk across the Potomac.
Crusader Kegbreath is sounding more and more like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail today.
Demented Donald and his whore accompanied by Pam Bondi in her new important role in his Administration.
The movement of a simple parcel delivery being done by Australia Post. Then they wonder why the pubblic thinks they are useless:
Time, age and gravity gets us all sooner or later. Plastic surgery rarely helps.
This photo of what appears to be the same person at both the Kirk assassination and the Trump faked assassination has yet to be deifitively dismissed.
There ya go, four large oat, pumpkin and sunflower seed loaves. Cooling nicely.
Five minutes to go. I have also made a large batch of pork, beans and chili casserole for the freezer. Stocking up on foods just in case the supermarkets runout of supplies due to the fuel crisis.