‘Here’s why I’m also dropping Brad Pitt’s surname’

‘How are you feeling today, Grace?’ Grace:

About to go to bed but stumbled upon the start of Jurassic Park on ITV

Oh god, I forgot the third-place play-off

England at major tournaments

I really hope we’re not going to have to sit through half an hour of backs-to-the-wall defending a 1-0 lead

Hydration break

Here we here we go

Back at work tomorrow after a week off

Zverev winning the first set

The last Wimbledon final with Andrew Castle commentating

Gabriel Clarke interviewing Tuchel

Kane’s voice has gone again post-match so he’s trying a different approach this time

‘The roof goes off the entire country!’

England players as they head into extra time

Hydration break

The brass band

Kylian Mbappe hearing Matterface say ‘this World Cup has become the Jude Bellingham show’

‘Watch out for that Norway no. 26, he’s a doozy!’

The photo looks like he’s correcting the headline - ‘It’s five years, actually’

The Guardian piece on 25 years of The Office repeating the persistent untruth that Ashley Jensen plays the unseen documentary interviewer in the Christmas specials, when she doesn’t

Djokovic reaching another semi-final

‘And needless to say I’ll do my best to help him’

Shockingly, some people interviewed say ‘It’s a good thing’ but other people interviewed say ‘it’s a bad thing’

Farage’s big announcement

Farage’s speech

Farage’s speech summarised