magic school bus dropout
@followthatband
wifey to @thew.bsky.social. I cuss a lot. Often. Most likely every sentence.
She was the best $35 cat anyone could ask for and I’m sad I only got 4 years of her 17. Good night Pookie, I love you forever.
bout to woo woo girl my way through 2027 too. never doubt my whimsy or ability to put people in the freezer
its someones last tuesday with all their fingers time for Terry
Platinum hair is fun until you realize you have natural curly hair so you look like Millard Filmore with this haircut
i deleted that post with mike in it but still, this (your girl already has an FBI number)
in case you wanted to know what "Life at Palantir" is
You’ve been on my woo woo girl desk, and on the mantle with mom and dad
she texted at 8pm that someone wanted an add on. Before then, we literally had a scheduling meeting DURING BUSINESS HOURS, that set today's schedule. she texted this just now ma'am YOU changed his schedule cuz without prior approval YOU planned their day
Member that mammogram I had? Well I need a follow up. Welcome to the patient cost with GUBBERMENT health care
fantastic work to all involved, as this was the post above the David Roberts tweet about ole syphilis brain.