Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic criminalisation, footballers' names in things or anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

We're recording July's Listeners' Mesut Haaland Dicks on Wednesday... Email me (footballcliches@gmail.com) a ~30-second voicenote about your very specific footballing fascination or irritation — whatever tiny thing gets your goat or floats your boat — and we'll select the best six. Cheers!

𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟐𝟓: out tomorrow. dreamland.footballcliches.com

Dreamland Episode 24: out tomorrow. dreamland.footballcliches.com

Ep. 23 of DREAMLAND is out now, subscribers! 𝟗𝟔/𝟎𝟔/𝟏𝟔/𝟐𝟔: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐄𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 Les Ferdinand scoring headers you don’t see any more, that Essien goal and the cultural legacy of December 2006 & enjoying Dimitri Payet while we could... Sign up here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social in a bit... Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic revelations, footballers' names in things & anything else at all for the midweek Adjudication Panel Cheers!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & @nickmiller79.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your questions, observations, official acts of football-linguistic protestation, footballers' names in things & anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel Cheers!

Tomorrow.

Sign in here, then click on your name, and then link your account there. Cheers!

Right, there were only so many 1am DMs asking for a Level 5 I could take, so... we're very excited to launch the 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐒 daily game... Guess the Premier League scorer at a Premier League away ground and see how far you get! Play it here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ games.footballcliches.com

Dreamland subscribers, you should now have an email with some exciting news...

I loved recording this and realised that Soccer Saturday – for all its various quirks over the last 30 years – is a massively underrated time capsule for huge moments: Aguero, Jimmy Glass, etc. The gradual realisation of Jeff & The Boys here of the Sunderland beach ball is genuinely superb TV.

We're recording February's 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬' 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 on Wednesday... Email me (footballcliches@gmail.com) a ~𝟑𝟎-𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 — a sight, sound, smell, spectacle, stimulation — and we'll select the best six. Cheers!

𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐩. 𝟏𝟕 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐨.𝟐: 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲, 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 & 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 The real winner on That Night in Barcelona, Andy Townsend on the Foo Fighters as the greatest non-football punditry ever, the vocab-subverting genius of Merse AND MORE ⬇️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

On Wednesday, we're recording episode 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ of the gorgeous little podcast we call FOOTBALL CLICHES... We'll celebrate by doing what we do best: joyfully dismantling all the bits of football you didn't realise you cared about. Get in touch, get involved, we'd love to have you. Cheers!

As a modern manager might put it, Episode 16 of 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 will be through the door, in the building and out on the grass tomorrow... Sign up here ➡️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟏𝟒 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰! Voices of Football #1: Martin Tyler, Glenn Hoddle & Martin Keown The last of the grand old commentators, trademark co-commentary adverbs... and the uniquely earnest energy of a life-addicted nut-allergy vigilante. ⬇️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday, it's the Adjudication Panel and we want your niche contributions & obscure questions... Cheers!

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐙 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 Join us mid-Xmas for a livestreamed, interactive night of thrillingly niche football trivia! 📅 Sunday December 28th, 8pm UK 🎟️ £6 to enter, with all profits going to @sheltercharity.bsky.social 🏆 £250 top prize + more Sign up ➡️ footballcliches.com/xmas

After bursting onto the sports-linguistics scene last week, the CRICKET CLICHES team are recording Episode 2 soon... Want to get involved? ➡️ cricket.footballcliches.com Catch up with the first episode ➡️ pod.fo/e/356bbf

Yep, CRICKET CLICHES is coming – with regular episodes throughout the Ashes – in the masterful hands of hosts @norcrosscricket.bsky.social, @nickmiller79.bsky.social and many more... To get involved (and please do get involved): cricket.footballcliches.com

We're your @thefsa.bsky.social Podcast of the Year, aren't we? Hope so. 👉 vote.footballcliches.com

Episode 10 of DREAMLAND is out tomorrow... Sign up here ➡️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

Episode 9 of 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 is out tomorrow... Sign up ➡️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

An unforgettable night for the London leg of the Clichés Live tour... Listeners from Brazil, Seattle, Budapest, New York and a flawless cameo from Clichés royalty. Thanks so much to everyone. Birmingham: see you Thursday!