Nothing screams "EFFICIENCY!" like Republicans devoting extensive time and resources to ban an 85yr old from a job he already left.

Pete Hegseth: "We doubled the budget of the military in 2 years because Republicans are efficient. NOT funding us is the greatest threat to America and has nothing to do with the Iran quagmire Trump got us into. All the money is for sexual enhancement procedures for soldiers."

I recall that time Jesse Watters suggested on-air that someone should bomb the UN Building in NY, & he didn't get fired for that. Now he warns women of the assault they will soon get from Kegsbreath's army. Better them than Trump I guess? 🤷‍♂️ The army won't sue u after they r@pe u - they just fire u.

Per Mike Johnson: Capitalism = Trump (AS FED GOVT) extorting companies, arbitarily adding tariffs(taxes), taking over % of said companies, prosecuting companies that disagrees with him. Communism = disagreeing with a war criminal rapist grifting POS who is trashing the Constitution and all laws.

Apparently Jack Kimble thinks ALL human babies are born male and at some point half turn female - no wonder the GOP is up-in-arms against transgendered people - they think ALL women are transgendered. /s Just wait till they learn about seahorses. They'll start a war against the "devils of the sea"

Trump's Family core annual welfare/emoluments set to double from $5Billion in 2026 to $10Billion in 2027. America's King is 50 times more expensive than Britain's.

Epstein victim's husband Donald J Trump fell asleep at Madison Square Garden due to the "boring" game ("total blowout" and "rigged") and "boring" war with Iran and "boring" marriage of his son to Epstein's accountant's daughter.

Who are 'broke musicians with no morals who'd sell their kids for cash'? @kenjennings.bsky.social

If you're wondering why Trump keeps using the word, 'treason', its because someone informed him of all the treason he's been committing and his inevitable future of prison once America is allowed to vote and a trial occurs.

From a strictly business standpoint, Trump is a laughably weak businessman by absolutely any measurement. He took $400mil in '80 and turned it into NEGATIVE $9BILLION. Then Russia bailed him out and made pee tapes. He's been grifting for his boss Putin ever since. "Krasnov" means "useful idiot".

I love watching a genius master businessman and negotiator at work.

How can we stop these steamroller murders by this WH? Murder is illegal, but Republican Senators are fine with it & Democrat Senators write strongly-worded letters and introduce new bills making specifically steamroller-murders illegal (redundant and pointless). Meanwhile, we all watch horrified.

I like quotes like these, because unlike many of Trump's bat$#!t insane rants, these types of simple posts, without any other context, let you know immediately you are dealing with a weak, simple human incapable of basic social engagement.

Don't get excited, Trump just can't stand not being the center of attention. Easter is a huge American holiday about bunnies and Jesus, so Trump will appear from his cave at 1pm tomorrow to make sure he is all you talk about at your gatherings (instead of his war crimes).

Don't threaten me with a solution to 2 problems: expedite airports and decrease domestic terrorism from ICE.

He wore a hat, so you'd talk about his hat, because that's his MO: bury your illegal headline with an absurd one. The 'hat' headline beats the 'he murdered American military for no reason' headline.

The headline is, 'Corrupt DOJ interviews nonexistent people in Epstein files while avoiding ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

For those worried about the criminal committing more crimes, just realize THIS particular crime of illegal vote suppression escalation is because he saw how badly he is losing in early voting. He will be in prison before 2027.

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Exactly... right back to more crime. He'll have ICE shoot SCOTUS 9 times in the back and the DOJ will investigate the relatives of the dead. I can't wait for all these criminals to be in prison.

Buy real diamonds. Drive real cars. Employ real butlers. Behead real bears.

(Sincerely) I think the new way to peacefully protest is for everyone up front to turn their back to them and record them over your shoulder. Make it clear you are not a threat while weirding them out as you record their crimes. In a way, it'll be us shunning their actions even more.

Hi MAGA! If you are having difficulty differentiating these two people or if you think Kyle is the good guy, its because you are a racist POS who is going to prison.

See that horrible Domestic Terrorist on the left? Thankfully, the totally sane and NOT-racist drunk Jan 6th rioter screaming, 'Kill VP Mike Pence!' was provided a weapon and a costume so he could shoot domestic terrorists in the face whenever he gets bored.

Hi Greenland, below is a brilliant idea: temporarily change your name to 'Epstein' until we can put this orange felon in prison. I know you shouldn't have to compromise like this, but it will save you the headache of idiotic threats from a senile pedo who has the nuke codes.

The White House: "Let's remember January 6th, 2021, the day Trump roasted Mike Pence at the Capital. A 3-hour long laugh riot!"

Was Charlie Kirk murdered because he was against Trump hiding the Epstein files amd exposing a multi-billion dollar crypto scheme by Trump & Family? Projectionists will never know.

I know most of you agree with my predicament when I say I have been struggling all week to figure out how to explain rainbows to my children who ask me about the below scenarios. Sleepless in Seattle thanks to the oppressive communists forcing me to figure out complex issues like prisms & colors. /s