I feel like I just ended up like a slightly cuntier cis dude. Probably should have pushed for more work

If nothing else I can get free drinks for life by showing my scar and telling the tale of how I fought a mountain lion

I have lived bitches

Gonna get my face.... Off

Locomotive

Cool porsche #carsky

God this instantly improved my feed.

The logic currently coming out of the Trump administration feels like it has hit Sovereign Citizen "I'm not driving I'm Traveling" levels of insane. Like I swear at some point they will start yelling about fringe on flags.

This is where I'm posting from today

Muffin

Muffin fit.

Uhhhhh.

Pumpkin spice hot cocoa slaps

I mean it's not an inaccurate description of my life experience.

Fine

Roasted turkey thighs with rosemary butter

😝

What the fuck?

We have conversations

I like him. He's my friend.

I should go to a renn faire.

Girl breakfast

I boymoded today

I am so slopbrained I have realized chili is just elevated puppy chow.

I finally figured out how to use this one blush so I'm pretty good.

It's literally covered in gold inside in the design. gold everywhere. Its horrific.