Nancy must be some sort of Pavlovian sorcereress. “Burn, witch, burn,” the townspeople cried, Aunt Fritzi leading the rabble. Bitch was tired of that beast eating all her victuals, trying to become a shotputter.

🥳 🧶 Happy 🎉 Bastille 🎊 Day 🇫🇷 🇺🇸

It’s not a cult.

IDK why but I love these

So many Nigels

Calling 1-800-Got Lasagna&Cock on my new phone.

with a shot or two of Boodles

Fortunately, I look absolutely stunning in black.

Well, it all worked out for the best in the long run.

I am the parasite. Fear me.

You ol softee

Troubling for whom? Oh, the deception. Yeah, that sucks. Why the need to replace the flooring?

Let me hand it to you, PNAS. Your PNAS Briefs are eye catching even if they’re sometimes hard to swallow.

If you see this, post a random GIF or vid from one of your favorite TV shows.

ESA diluted by this monster? What will his chud sons hunt? …more pressing, is this a coyote taking a dump in a cauliflower field?

Well, that clears it up.

The 70s & 80s were a different time but not <<that>> different

Cntd flavor but having watched Emergency with my favorite, Randolph Mantooth, I knew a goddamn dialysis machine when I saw one. Bye Randy. Even loved you as a guest star dirty whore on that incest show, Vega$,

27. So funny story. This handout counts as 10am Creative Time Group Therapy session. Not for the first time. Mucho mental health aquí …but that’s not the funny story My oldest brother used to take me to 7/11 when I was but a wee’un. I loved the perversity of blue raspberry Cntd

26. My dining companion at breakfast.

I can forgive a lot but the constant exhortations by Michelle to…to…to eat him…to devour him He’s practically human, he once was, almost human, when alive.

Picking out wallpaper for the new East Wing Ballroom.

Is it that difficult to type out “authoritarian”?