Fozziemandias
@fozziemandias
My name is Fozziemandias, wokka wokka Look on my bullshit, ye mighty, and despair He/Him 🎮: World of Warcraft - Midnight
I know it’s a tired observation, but this world map did irreversible damage to the worldbuilding community
They’re going to go Full Professor Ratigan’s Robot Decoy before they admit shit
Someone was talking about tortoises on one of these fucking apps and I don’t know where else to put this
Diogenes barging into the Academy holding this up and declaring “Behold, a Lilly Pulitzer”
Can’t comment on post observing that Australia is British Texas, but I’ve reposted it, done some independent research, and yeah, it checks out
“SOLAR DEMON! This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS! My glocks, my hooks, and all of my sand!” With a final cry of “SHINING FINGER,” I plummeted towards the gaping maw of the Solar Demon. When the ashes cleared, I alone remained.
Okay look The Temple of Golden Lava Bullshit is probably going to hurt no matter what So if I just go through it putting in the bare minimum effort of firing Glock Whatever every now and then Yes, my asshole will get burned But I have IBS, I’m used to that And now I have 10d6 to kill a Demon
I hate the fucking webway As I dashed through David Bowie’s Labyrinth swatting away misogynistic metaphors, armed only with Grappling Hook 3, Glock 3, Pocket Sand 2, Smile 2, and Holy Shit This is Working, I wondered: could it be that this world had a chance against the Solar Demon? Dare we hope?
Holy shit I rolled exactly a 10 Insulted at my lack of interest in his zoo, Marwin threw everything he had. I reciprocated: with my second grappling hook, my second Glock, pocket sand (that’s what grit is, right?), and my winsome smile (I hope that’s what winsome means). Barely scraped by.
My gamble paid off: it turns out you can navigate the crumbling ruins of a wizard tower with only a grappling hook and a Glock. Refusing to let myself get sidetracked by Marwin the Mad’s Manic Menagerie of Mayhem, I narrowly avoided getting skewered by a jury rigged nail gun and zooped outta there.
Friends: who needs ‘em? I took my only two friends in the world on the Journey. I fed one to a wild boar we encountered five minutes after leaving town, and I slept inside the second one for shelter some days later when temperatures plummeted to 55F. Going forward, I could only rely on me. Fuck em.
THREAD After reconfiguring my paperwork, I resolved to go slay a demon that was trying to eat the sun. I was not optimistic. But, hoping the little bit of math knowledge I’ve retained after the 15+ years since I’ve been inside of a math classroom would aid me, I set out to do what was necessary.
G: Always Y: Sometimes R: Almost Never I like coconut water but not candy coconut - I like blue cheese on things but not straight up - grapefruit is just kind of meh for me - I’m sure I’d like cottage cheese if it’s blended into a dish somehow but that’s the one food on this list that icks me lol
Look at this sweet precious angel baby boy I’mma fucken steal him from the inlaws
Seeing what my girlfriend packed for her lunch today almost psy blasted me to the floor
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health