Franglaise
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Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, dodgy food, sweary reno & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit. Fed up of both AI & the smug anti-AI purists
The park is only 300m from my house & a nice route into town I particularly appreciated the swan pootling round the statue & grand piano! S France
Calvin’s face when he realises he has another difficult* day coming up *lounging on a cool tiled floor in his air conditioned quarters after 2 breakfasts with his every need met by his personal butlers
Aww look how much fun OH & The Teenager are having (carrying plasterboard up about 60 stairs) Accompanied by a soundtrack of maçons laying a floor on the terrace All the glamour of a reno in S France
We have news This is Mac He’s hopefully coming to live with us at the end of the month We went to Montpellier to meet him this morning & think he’ll be happy chez nous He’s 4 Was living on the streets Has a broken tail Bit dip & dazzle Quite chonky & utterly adorable Hope Calvin approves
Ive got these. Not sure they’re brilliant (though I had them at house in Gironde too) but they only cost €2.19 from Action The sticky Velcro to attach to the door frame needs help (staples/pins etc) but the magnetic strip works well
Yay there’s a man who’s just scaled the scaffold & is on my balcony! This is good news - well I’m assuming he’s come to take the scaffold away rather than burgle me From this day forward I shall celebrate this date as Scaffold Démontage Day
Been to local swimming pool to sign up for yoga piscine ?! Tried to sign up online but obvs didn’t work Needed: ID Proof of residence Medical certificate (or sign release) Love that bikini is ok but one piece with sleeves not Rule is generally more flesh is good ✅ S France
Temperature lower today but humidity higher S France Have scurried back home which is gloriously artisan-free Bon weekend y’all
Give the woman a medal* Dumped GLS: retrieved Leroy’s: incurred a considerable amount of paperwork & maths passing huge order to be delivered - absolutely nothing can go wrong with this Even managed to pay (using 3 bank cards iykyk) Trauma of the bordel that’s Action It’s 41°C *wine
The Teenager particularly appreciated a trip to Leclerc, Leroy’s then to pick up the mirror It’s currently 39°C outside S France
Ah it’s 16h54 The maçon is on his way round to « faire le point » I’m standing waiting in my garage I’ve had a glass of rosé on an empty stomach What can possibly go wrong
Omg look at what I’m hoping to buy tomorrow Yes it’s « dans son jus » (bit battered!) but it’s 70cm w x 120 high €20 Yes €20!!
Electricians sur place & briefed Scaffold still in place grrrr Calvin hiding in bed with the Teenager I’m on the sofa contemplating whether I cba to do some tiling Bonne journée ya filthy animals
Calvin, my little weirdo, looking for a feline companion Ideally: Occitanie S France (will travel) Age 8-10 Must be non-dominant Like other (weird) cats Be a cuddle bucket Quite the wish list, but if you know of any specific feline floofs please send details (am aware of search sites/assos etc)
Calvin may be looking for a feline companion Ideally: Occitanie S France Male Age 8-10 Must be non-dominant Like other (weird) cats Be a cuddle bucket Quite the wish list, but if you know of any specific feline floofs that fit the bill, please send details (am aware of search sites/assos etc)