Stuart Millard
@franticplanet
World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.
"Ape, Sir Keir's really losin' it. He filled our toilet with snakes and banned all the dang VPNs"
"That gets 'em all laffin'!" A month early for Patrons, Telly On Wheels returns, with class clowns, gender divides, and brutal kitchen sink dilemmas, to the days when schools programmes sought to raise discussion on 'issues' www.patreon.com/franticplanet
"Fuck off, thought Duggie. I've got an ape. What have you got?" Duggie Got an Ape, Part II. Exclusively on the fiction tier. www.patreon.com/franticplanet
In this month's essay, we're barrelling straight down the middle of the road with the Fields Duology. In Part I, we shine up Anton Rodgers' big bald head for a look at Fresh, perhaps *the* definitive sitcom of the casually wealthy indulging in mildly farcical antics. www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Monthly Patreon thread. Tiers start at £1, with eight years of posts; 941,000+ words plus hours of audio/video. All the written stuff is Patreon exclusive now, as AI bots spend all day 'learning' from my blog. Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352
I was one of those guys from medieval tapestries with a trumpet up my arse
Trained chimps, camel races, 70's stuntmen showing Jackass how it's really done. A month early for Patrons, my new video returns to the BBC big top for the Great British Variety of Seaside Special series two. www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Incredible meeting of eras. Softens the blow a little that we'll never see Bobby do a cover of the Geoff Tipps mau-mau sketch. "You know I've got this gun, don't yerrrr?!"
A month early for Patrons, a panicked woman sprints through the stately homes and country parks of Middle England, on the trail of cryptic clues that'd give you a bleed on the brain. My new video awaits the glorious reign of Queen Diana via the mania of Treasure Hunt. www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Forced to go through the rest of my life with the knowledge I'll never be as content as this dead battery
That's one of the maddest bits of trivia ever. I just did a quick google and came across this video. Another bloody one!
Bruceploitation flick Enter Three Dragons. There are Sutcliffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see.