freak of nurture

@freakofnurture

literally the only stede x buttons shipper ever

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freak of nurture@freakofnurture· 3d

@lovedhands.bsky.social 's sheep stede who is so important to me and i like to Think about. often.

digital drawing of stede bonnet. he has sheep ears and a little sheep tail. hes sitting on the ground, arms propped up on his knee, looking up at something or someone with a smile. hes wearing a ruffly blue shirt, white trousers, and matching shoes that sort of look like hooves. theres some white scattered in his hair and curly white hairs peeking out of his shirt collar. he looks very polite.

there are also two doodles in the corner. one of sheep stede asleep and Vulnerable. one of sheep stede picking flowers, oblivious to a wolf (take ur pick as to who but im thinking izzy) stalking in the bushes.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· 4d

if i delete this later im a coward anyways stede bashing his facein

drawing of stede bonnet kneeling on hands and knees his face is censored but you can see his eye and blood pouring down onto the ground the text says romantacise me i dont care that its spelled wrong

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· 4d

live ed reaction

digital doodle of edward teach. hes staring (presumably at succubus stede) with wide eyes and his mustache curled in a little smile. his bun looks like a penis. his right arm is jerking up and down i wonder why. text says "hubba hubba!"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· 4d

succubus stede bonnet... ive been thinking about them a lot

digital drawing of stede bonnet as a succubus. theyre naked and shown from the knees up, bent forward at the hips, arms stuck out in front of them with their hands splayed. theyre tipping their head back to look at the wings that have sprouted from their back. they have curly horns and a curly tail, both start as white with gold spiraling around until its fully encompassed. their wings are bat-like, the bone structure white, the claws and connective tissue gold. blood-tinted plasma drips from the wings, implying that they just burst out.

also stede balls (important)

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· 14d

the most princess ever

ofmd s1e1. stede is in a white shirt, frilly little necktie thing, and golden robe. its important to note that the robe is starting to slip down his shoulder. his hair is puffed up as a defense mechanism. he looks frightened.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 27

i think stede would get weirdly freaky about this kind of roller coaster seat

roller coaster seat that kind of looks like a gaming chair but hard plastic with a hump that goes between the legs and a huge restraint that goes over the shoulders and across the chest. there are also, like, a ton of different straps.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 17

gentlebeard

tumblr post reading: "why is pet play always dogs anyway. youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done."

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 12

(witty caption that makes everyond giggle), amiright??? #DrawStedeBonnet

digital recreation of arthur sarnoffs "doris day" painting but as stede bonnet and edward teach.

season 1 stede in his iconic teal suit posing with a finger on his chin and his goofy smile on his face. four tiny eds are floating around him, all in awe at his beauty, arms out as if in worship (as they should be).

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 10

bonus

digital doodle of edward teach holding a jar of marmalade with one hand and holding kitten stede bonnet back with the other. stede is fiending for it.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 10

national kitten day

digital doodle of edward teach making himself a sandwich while kitten stede bonnet sits on the floor behind him, tugging on his shorts, asking "is for me?"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 9

hope her boyfriend doesnt see this

digital doodle of stede bonnet making a tiktok. she is leaning to the side, grinning, with her hand by her mouth. her tongue is also a little bit out because she is so cute. text says: "just got invited to be a third for an older lesbian poly couple and they were both attractive af. guys, i think i know what i have to do." her caption is "#eek!"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 4

they said #DrawIzzyHands and i said "oh like him ripping open his gunshot wound with obvious pleasure?" and they said "no" (cw for body horror? theres no blood and its not very graphic fwiw)

digital sketch of izzy hands in his british officer uniform, biting his lip and eyes rolled back. hes stuck fingers from both hands into his gunshot wound and he is pulling it open. bullets are dripping out of it. "what a freak," i say, having been the one to draw it.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 4

hnggggff....

ofmd still from s1e6. stede is rolling out of bed in his nightgown and ebenezer scrooge hat. his legs are pulled up to swing over the side, exposing a bare calf AND thigh underneath the gown. i am tilting my head trying to see more.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 3

go read our #OFMDReverseBang now‼️ look at stedeys face.... do it for him... (and megs wonderful writing)

cropped digital illustration of stede bonnet looking both terrified and in awe. he is clutching a brown messenger bag, wearing a white long-sleeve button-up, black vest, and black pants. he is changing his life completely and i love him so much

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 1

same picture as original post except theres a red circle around stedes face connected to a larger circle showing a drawing of puppy stede with big ol' eyes. the dog in him

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jul 1

cant believe people would make this a dom stede moment. hes literally so puppy dog who just realized he can growl. he thinks hes winning at tug-of-war. he is whimpering with his tail tucked between his legs. he thinks his "yip yip" is terrifying. he needs a chew toy and crate time.

ofmd still of stede bonnet pinning doug lastname to a table and holding a knife to his throat. dogs hand is on his waist. stede looks so puppy with perfect curls.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 28

#DrawEdTeach edward ur literally turning into a spider please stop beatboxing (warning for body horror)

digital drawing of edward teach. he is laying flat on his belly, crawling forward with one hand clasped over his mouth. he has tears running down his face. two more eyes have opened on his temple. a few strands of hair are becoming antennae. three additional arms are in the process of sprouting from his back, hands and fingers misshapen. bro is a bug.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 28

YOU ARE SO CORRECT AMEN 🙏

digital doodle of stede bonnet and mister buttons. stede is in his early s2 clothes, holding buttons' rope leash. he is in a very captain-y pose, but also his legs and hands are shaking and all visible skin is covered in bites and scratches and bruises. buttons is standing slightly behind him, looking exactly how he always does.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 22

once again drawing ed eating stede. like someone normal would do.

digital drawing of edward teach and stede bonnet. they are seen from the chest up at a table, neither have shirts on. there is a red-and-white plaid place setting on the table.

stede is being pressed into the table, choked by ed and turning purple. he is missing the top part of his head, exposing his brain. he looks like hes exactly where he wants to be.

ed is behind stede, one hand choking him and the other using a pair of chopsticks to eat stedes brain like noodles. his hair is loose around him. he seems content.

blocky text at the top says "why do i feel so weird?"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 19

heres what it says bee tee dubs:

Sometimes
I like to sit & stare
At that little lock of hair
That falls just before your ear
That makes me want to call you dear.
Occasionally
When I smell
The crook between your neck & shoulder
Have you noticed it makes my eyes smoulder
That little quirk of your lips in reply
Those eyes that can never lie

Kiss me now before I squeal
A peck? That wasn't the deal!
You lick my lips, my eyes close
I'm so glad you're the one I chose.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 18

bsky nerfed the quality here r close ups

digital sketch of edward teach sitting on his knees in a gaming chair, resting his chin on one hand while the other hovers over his keyboard. he is visibly in shock. theres an expensive drawing tablet off to the side and a blurred mess on his monitor.

digital sketch of stede bonnet sitting prim and proper in his desk chair, drawing on a cheap drawing tablet without a care in the world. his monitor is also blurred.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 18

ok but famous artist edward teach searching for references and instead stumbling upon a deviantart with art of fetishes he didnt even know existed

digital sketch of edward teach and stede bonnet. it is split down the middle with ed at his desk on the left, and stede at his desk on the right.

ed is sitting on his knees in a gaming chair, resting his chin on one hand while the other hovers over his keyboard. he is visibly in shock. theres an expensive drawing tablet off to the side and a blurred mess on his monitor.

stede is sitting prim and proper in his desk chair, drawing on a cheap drawing tablet without a care in the world. his monitor is also blurred.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 17

they must. my ed and stede are married, yet these are regular occurrences

tomodachi life 2 screenshot. izzy and stede are facing a rainbow. izzy is pointing at it and saying, "check out that rainbow, twat!"

tomodachi life 2 screenshot. ed is doing pushups (in his leathers for some reason). izzy is crouching off to the side, taking pictures of ed.

tomodachi life 2 screenshot. stede and ed are sitting in a booth at the restaurant. theyre both blushing. under them is a caption that reads: "they're reminiscing about an unsolicited nude exchange"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 15

literally this

tiktok edit of peter griffin with a pink filter over it. two comments read: "its his first time living too" and "he isnt evil he just has a lot to learn"

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 5

if i havent drawn him in a while, he appears in front of me like this

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 5

still thinking about puppy stede everyone act shocked

digital doodle of stede bonnet. he is cocking his head to the side and looking up at something (or someone) with his big puppy dog eyes. he is wearing a t-shirt with a robe thrown over it. in white is the outline of two floppy doggy ears atop his little puppy head.

same as last, except this one has no doggy ears.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· Jun 4

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY‼️ written in early modern english in (poorly done) secretary hand :P #OFMD

"June ye Third: An excellent Daye! Rayded a Commercyal Veſſel after oueruuhelmyng ye hardie Creuu. Vve claymed a Prize of loſhe Vegetatyon inne Conqueſt.

Ye'll neuer forgette ye eccentrick Pyrate Bonnet and hys ſavage, inſane, vengefulle Pyrate Hoard."

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· May 31

someone cut up stedes nightgown and ebenezer scrooge hat and hes just soooo embarrassed... who would do this to him.... (does this count for bottom stede week???)

digital doodle of stede laying down and covering his face with his hands. he is blushing and crying. his nightgown has been cut up into a skirt and very short crop-top. his hat is cut to look like bunny ears. one stocking is rolling down his leg. you can also see a peek of red booty.

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· May 30

clown stede getting pied in the crotch ok im sorry ill leave now

digital doodle of stede bonnet in a clown costume and makeup. he looks. bashful? joyous? idk. a pie tin is sliding down his leg and his crotch-area is covered in pie. im so sorry goodbye

freak of nurture@freakofnurture· May 25

sugarbaby tfem stede what if