I hate the Post with a passion, but they did create one of the funniest headlines I ever read

Not right now it isn’t

Fight me

Down the shore

My (wealthy) uncle had this exact model when I was a kid. Never let us ride in it. There’s a reason I never liked him

Roses are red Violets are blue

My founding fathers

Baked and fire table

Finally

Just finished a tournament. Slightly drunk. Quite high. Fire table and beer.

Bernard King today

I learned how to drive stick in this

Just wanted to remind everyone that this should be in the Louvre

I don’t care if you’re religious or not, but PJP2 visiting Poland under Communist rule and bolstering the Solidarity movement was an important factor in ending the Cold War

It really is a fine Pilsner beer

Spurs head coach

Smoking the Orange Punch tonight

Starting with the City Chicken. IYKYK

Happy Dyngus Day to all who celebrate 🇲🇨