y’all like foreskin

I will not be able to watch this without constantly wondering where all the characters were on Jan 6

Can’t wait to get his recipe for dead whale penis

“This version of the Odyssey isn’t historically accurate” ok but he literally set it against the backdrop of the Sea Peoples and the Bronze Age Collapse??

am I the only one who is already completely over the weird raccoon

…so it’s just a movie about a younger guy who still loves Christmas?

“But doctor…I work at a beer garden”

did you really ask this on Bluesky, the autism app??

Groceries got too expensive so now I am forced to eat every meal at Ruth’s Chris Steak House to save money

new plum poem just dropped

Wuh uh oh wuh uh oh uh uh oh wuh uh oh (from Single Ladies)

When Manon sings “Adieu, notre petite table”:

Put your arms over your head to try and make yourself look bigger! Shit your pants and play dead!