Every time I arrive at my destination, and hardly ever before then

I assure you this isn't worth the tradeoffs

Hold the phone. You're saying I'm allowed to string up my bead collection with flat rondelles and just ... wear it? Outside the house? They'll let me? Because boy do I have some beads

If some kid is harmed by injecting gold after today, somebody needs to find a way to hold this Tony dipshit partially responsible. What the *entire* fuck. (With acknowledgement that this is the Mirror and I haven't cross checked anything.)

Me, every time anything happens

I got my mom a weighted stuffie, because I can't trust her with the dog. :/ I was initially disappointed in its appearance, but the resemblance turns out to be better than I realized. I think the large size won't be a problem. The chihuahuas Mom can remember now were much bigger than this doofus.

Wait, what? Go back. Cancel.

Kiss my asssss Read the roooom

You can't buy goldfish this gullible

Yours is zero gross! Mine (which isn't where I thought it was) looks like this. I think it's zero gross, but it's a little harder to defend.

Subhed: Crew's parents insist they already had perfectly good names

Absolutely 100% on point that the same bot gave Scalzi the opposite, though still appallingly tardy, answer earlier today. bsky.app/profile/scal...

I've lived in Real America for most of my life -- I don't think downtown Atlanta counts -- and I am fascinated with the Everything Has To Be Everything Else thing. In a friend's kitchen recently:

Rain and no power, thanks for asssskiiiing

After staring at this photo for five minutes, I have concluded that humans simply have way too many fingers.

Masterful coding, vrbo On a scale of terrible excellent terrible excellent terrible excellent terrible excellent terrible excellent

I bought this a long time ago for my friend's tiny art wall. They moved a couple of years ago, and I only just noticed where it ended up.

The preview truncates but it works for me when expanded.

P sure it was these in my district. I don't remember how they were used because I was small and incandescently angry.

He's coming for your kneecaps

What more can you ask of cat

Your question is addressed ... sort of ... by this horrible sentence from Wikipedia. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliidae

Not an expert at all, but -- check out this photo of the Presidential Reviewing Stand from the military parade that took place after the war. Note especially how the bunting across the front commemorates key victories.

I don't think that's gonna say what I think it's gonna say

It's the new "kindness no matter what!"

I finally went back and read it (why do I hate me) and, sir, you have a desiccated potato between your ears

Heeeeyyyyy, found a money laundry

In 1999, I could ask this question of my analog phone in my air-cooled blatmobile with the windows open on the interstate and expect a prompt, accurate, and relevant answer. This shit cannot implode soon enough.

Unteachable juniors, and Claude:

Twice? Twice?? I'm tempted to clean up the broken area and pretend it's avant garde.