May the cannibal's hunger be satisfied.

This irrelevant 'communist' diversion just isn't working for him. It's like his mind slipped a gear and jumped back to the Cold War.

I knew there was something I forgot.

His ears are too close to the ground. That's how that worm got in.

When you look up "non sequitur" in the dictionary.

What concerns me is that God needed her help.

Prove it.

What the hell is it with these people and eggs?

Benjamin Button's ugly cousin from the trashy side of the family.

Ask yourself this simple question: Do you think Obama or Biden WOULD have done it? The answer is No, they have too much class.

The gold digger is so happy because the rain is blocking the odor.

Great. Now the children can read about god slaughtering children.

Pardon me if I'm slow, but if Iran is "willing to to give us practically anything," why are we willing to give them 300 billion dollars?

He sorta forgot to mention that Burt Jones, the candidate he endorsed for Georgia governor, lost big time.

"God" gets blamed for a lot of shit he had nothing to do with.

So ironically biblical.

He changes his bullshit like changing his diapers.

He thought the question was about inflatable butt plugs.

The problem with atheists is that they think.

Seeing more and more posts like this that he clearly did not write because he isn't capable. I keep hoping it means he's dead.

According to the Pentateuch, God not only allowed incest and infidelity with concubines, handmaids, and slaves, he often sponsored it. These fools should read the book.

Convince me he wrote this and I'll kiss your ass.

I had to take same test to qualify for surgery twenty years ago. An average child could pass it.

Orange Head comparing himself to Elvis again. Clearly Springsteen struck a nerve. Go Boss!

I couldn't put one of these repulsive things in my pocket. I just couldn't.

Thanks, we'll tell the Grim Reaper.

This conjures images I'd rather not see

How much is the fund for the Capitol Police? I'm waiting for an answer from the "law and order" party.

Hold my beer!