Fsyco

@fsyco

Humble porn merchant (of the written variety) | Tsuchinoko Enjoyer | Minors Begone | she/her

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Fsyco@fsyco· 27d

I GOT FREEBSD WORKING IN VM!! WITH A WORKING DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT AND EVERYTHING!! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 13

Started reading The Greatest Estate Developer because I was promised tsuchinoko with a bow, and she's there and is wonderful, but it is also one of the better isekai things I've read (although is still mired in quite a lot of The Usual Tropes of that genre)

Bangul from The Greatest Estate Developer

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 12

Thanks, Chiitan!

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 12

I went to go check Lindsey Graham's Wikipedia page and caught this edit before someone had a chance to reverse it

Lindsey Graham's Wikipedia page but it says "Lady Graham" and "First Lady of the United States"

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 11

Omw

A tsuchinoko wearing dealyboppers flying a UFO through space. An alien girl clings for dear life to the back.

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 10

The lore stuff sounds nutty in isolation, but the moment to moment stuff is more like this

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 10

Nanako *seen some shit* Very cute!! Very expressive!

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 7

"Y'know, Maki-chan, where I'm from, it's customary for a subordinate to light their boss' cigarette." Mugi is a bit of a bad influence Max and Mugi drawn by @kokomiin.bsky.social!! Thank you so much!! <3

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 7

I don't know if she would share... Also I love the little logo for it you drew Thank you, Derek!! <3

Tsuchinoko doin the "silly me" face from K-on

Fsyco@fsyco· Jul 2

Pinup of my gals Tanya and Megan by @hyperrxgue.bsky.social!! What are these cougars up to? Idk, but probably nothing good (but *very* fun)

Two sexy women standing next to each other and they have their titties out. Tanya on the left, Megan on the right

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 28

Someone once described my brand as "I like evil women- wait no not like that"

"Well, c'mon! Aren't you gonna touch them?" She sounds a little annoyed. Oh no, I'm fucking this up. I can tell. "I thought you Americans were really horny!"

I'm not really feeling it, but I guess I have a reputation to uphold.

I find my mind wandering while I'm trying to do stuff with Mugi. Hey, you know what's weird? You never see titfucks in movies, right? I mean, like, non-porn stuff. You see blowjobs in movies, you see sex in movies, there's even a few movies and tv shows with footjobs, but not any with titfucks. That's kinda weird, right? That's gotta be more mainstream than feet. Is it the positioning? Is it just hard to fake the camera angle if you aren't making porn?

Mugi does have nice tits, I just need something to focus on to distract me from the awful hentai dialogue coming out of her mouth, while I, uh, well, you know. Eventually she gets pretty into it and her dirty talk comes out in Japanese, which sounds a lot better. I'm able to, uh, focus better and… complete my assignment, as it were.

"Y'know, in English we call that a 'pearl necklace'." I tell her as I admire my handiwork.

"Why- Oh, that's clever." She licks her lips. "Arigato, Maki-chan!~ It's beautiful!"

"You're welcome, I think."

"I was hoping you had bigger boobs under your jacket." She says out of nowhere, as if that's a normal thing to say. Who says that?? What am I supposed to say in response??

"Uh. Sorry."

"I guess real life futanaris don't look like they do in manga, huh?"

"I, uh, yeah, I guess."

I'm not going to have to keep doing this, am I?

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 28

Shrimp curries i have made! I dont normally post cooking pics to Bluesky, but i was particularly proud of how these came out

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 27

Even under cover of darkness, Jamie is still pretty alluring YCH I got from @storminart.bsky.social!! Thank you so much <3

A dark haired woman with her feet facing the camera

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 26

You *really* gotta be careful which strangers you hassle about their bra straps. Drawn by the lovely @tsutsunotsumi.bsky.social!! I love how they drew my girl Max!!

Panel 1: an unamused woman glaring at someone going "Hey Max! Your bra strap is showing!"
Panel 2: Max with a knife and blood om her face going "Hey, I think your guts are showing"

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 13

The funniest part of this is that apparently a lot of these guys don't *actually* want this, they just *think* they want it I have this theory that men create a sort of orthodoxy around what women "should" be like and then pursue that even if it's not what they really want in their heart of hearts

More to the point, the image of the flawlessly appointed submissive housewife many of these men have built up in their minds is usually neither the best-suited match for them nor what they really want, Anderson adds. One of her clients, a Dallas businessman in his early forties, went on several fruitless dates with a string of women, all of whom were, per his request, young, conservative, and Christian. But they never quite clicked, until she matched him with someone who was none of the above. They hit it off, and they’re currently still dating.

“It was a real full-circle moment,” she says. “Someone may come to you wanting one thing and then realize the things they thought mattered weren't the most important things to be seeking after all.”

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 12

Kanna's a natural performer, but this is a little less kawaii than Mugi's usual fare... YCH of my girls Kanna and Tsumugi by @rednahu.bsky.social!

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 9

I was lurking r/ChatGPTcomplaints and found someone complaining about how ChatGPT's guardrails make writing fiction harder (a not uncommon complaint), but I was *floored* by the name this person chose for their heroine

"my story follows two main characters, Ji Sung (a cold, protective strategist/husband) and Goo Anna"

Fsyco@fsyco· Jun 7

I made cheese curds from scratch! I made a bit of a mess and some mistakes (did you know you can burn milk? I didnt!) But it came out good!

Fsyco@fsyco· May 29

I don't think of Jamie as an outdoors type, but she *does* look good in that bikini~ YCH by @storminart.bsky.social!

My girl Jamie in a bikini with a popsicle

Fsyco@fsyco· May 24

Satou's Aunt from Happy Sugar Life because I love me a crazy bitch. The anime's not great, admittedly, but I still love her

Fsyco@fsyco· May 23

Naomi and Emily are such good hosts for their guests~ YCH I got from @bravebengal.bsky.social!

Two brown haired women sucking cock together

Fsyco@fsyco· May 12

YCH I got of Hiruko and Takumi from @donutous.bsky.social!! LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!

Chibi Hiruko and Takumi from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy

Fsyco@fsyco· May 12

I wrote a new fic as part of a trade with @majinsfw.bsky.social! Features our girlies of royal blood getting to know each other better!~ Contains yuri! archiveofourown.org/works/84697641

A demon laying next to a pharaoh wearing a green amulet

Fsyco@fsyco· May 11

They did and it had this woman in it

Fsyco@fsyco· May 8

Goldkini YCH of my girl Tsumugi from @storminart.bsky.social!! Look at her fat tits!!

A brown-haired Japanese woman wearing a gold bikini

Fsyco@fsyco· May 7

HUG THE TSUCH

Fsyco@fsyco· Apr 29

Sayoko's amusement almost always comes at some poor sap's expense Comm of my girl by @kokomiin.bsky.social!!! I love how this came out, thank you so much <3

Fsyco@fsyco· Apr 27

A ych i got from @hyperrxgue.bsky.social featuring @markylv.bsky.social's girl Gem!

A pinup of a busty redhead with sharp teeth

Fsyco@fsyco· Apr 25

YCH off my girl Zakyra courtesy of @thren.bsky.social! Zakyra is *really* dedicated to serving her community, sometimes at the expense of her other, more mundane duties. Oh well, that's what her friends are for!~

A Mag'har orc woman getting fucked by an ogre

A Mag'har orc woman getting fucked by an ogre and also cum is happening

A Mag'har orc woman getting fucked by an ogre and there's a breeding cutaway thingie

Fsyco@fsyco· Apr 16

Hundred Line was so real for this