CaddySwampus
@fuckalabama
A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen. Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker Bama | Bourbon | KCBS CBJ Formerly in DC/NoVA/Tampa Bae Newly Twin City Transplant No TERFs or SWERFs.
Just acquired these antique aluminum jello molds. I saw a guy on tiktok make Canelés with them and I'm going to attempt the same. The French lost today, no one can stop me now.
I wouldn't be so annoyed or even be sending these out snail mail if I hadn't come up with THE BEST pun for our new address. But you need the physical card to make this happen!
Baked a pineapple upside down cake today to celebrate. Felt good to bake something again. I've finally settled in enough to make use of my kitchen and pantry.
French Toast Pro Tip: If you mix cinnamon with a bit of alcohol before dumping in your eggs there won’t be and clumps.
The Uber driver has apparently never delivered a pizza before. He delivered these VERTICAL.
So not only are their Piggly Wigglys in Wisconsin, but they also release their own bourbon? Wild.
Good morning only to those who celebrate Carnival. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Photos of the Buffalo Trace Antique Collection at JFK airport's Duty Free store have been making the rounds on bourbon social media sites. What's hilarious is that they clearly have this year's George T Stagg, which is over 140 proof.
TFW you’re lazy and use the Looks Like Machine (AI) to stage your home photos: www.zillow.com/homedetails/... @zillowgonewild.bsky.social
RIP my dear friend. You served me well for many years. Little did I know toasting milk powder would take you out.
It’s 11:27 and I hear paws on the floor. She’s ready for her 11:30 treat. This dog tells time.
Oh, also: the Flora-Bama lounge is also probably a bad place for a space heater.