Walking to the store was a bad choice 🥵☀️🌡️

Me insecurely posting thirst traps.

Help. This is the only pose I know how to do.

Post workout handstand push up attempts. Getting there!

Washed up for the weekend! Now to watch Star Trek in a pool. What’s everyone up to??

Sweaty workout finished. Now back to work…?

Sock it to me.

Just ran a 6:54 mile in my workout! Lifetime PR! Tubby middle school Jeff would never dream of that as a possibility.

Horrible work day. I need a hug, an IPA, and a nap. In any order. Thanks.

Ready for night 2 🏳️‍🌈

Survived night one of PVD Pride!

Help. I got a horrific farmers tan / slight burn and only have 36 hours to fix it before Providence Pride. What do I do?

41! 🥳

“Man, it’s a hot one.” - Robert Thomas

Still in my “temporary” office … 3 months later… help.

Mom: JEFF?! Why is the computer so messed up?!? (Why the computer was so messed up.) Worth it.

The power went out at my work sooo… photoshoot time? 🔦

I look like this all day, every day, in all lighting conditions, regardless of just working out or not. 🤫

Won first place at a “Slut Trek” drag / burlesque show costume contest! Mediator from Rubican III 🤓🖖 Are you prepared for punishment?

Haircut TOMORROW.

Cross(somewhat)Fit.

My Riker “Angel One” fit from last year’s “Slut Trek” show. Stay tuned for this year‘s costume next weekend! 🖖

About to TPK my dnd party. #sorrynotsorry

Time for one of my bestie’s wedding!!

Back home from another awesome Vegas trip with my guy! More travels tomorrow?!?

Photo credit: My husband

Bellagio conservatory and the jump scare of opening the camera in selfie mode.

In Vegas with the husband! God bless hotel lighting. 🛬🏨

Mug shot 😬 I swear I’m innocent. 😇

Well, another day alone in the studio. 🥱