Josh Berkus

@fuzzychef

Potter, Cook, Kubernetes geek. Mostly on Mastodon ( but I use this account too.

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Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 5d

This is just part of the state of #Oregon that is on fire right now. All together, 3% of all of the land in the entire state is on fire or recently burned. That is more #wildfire than we've had in the last 10 years, combined. But, of course, we don't need to do anything about #ClimateChange.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 5d

Headline reductionism produces a lot of inadvertent humor.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 8d

I like this not. #wildfires #oregon #AirQuality

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 9d

Coming up: #Seattle #CloudNative meetup on August 13th. Resource tuning & MCP wakeups, downtown in the Seattle Maritime Building. ocgroups.dev/cncf/group/y... #Kubernetes

Flyer with details of the August meetup, the same as the ones given in OCGroups.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 12d

Please make yourself comfortable on the toilet. If a cat is not already present, one will be dispatched to you momentarily.

Bathroom gender sign. There are the typical "woman" and "man" figures, but between them there is the figure of a cat.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 12d

We still have room for a few more sponsors for DevOpsDaysPDX. If your travel budget has been cut and you're looking for local events to support... hello! devopsdays.org/events/2026-... #Portland #Conferences #DevOps

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 13d

Cloud Native PDX September: Observability Night! With FluentBit and OpenTelemetry Wednesday, September 16, 2026, 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM A big thank you to SuSE for sponsoring. 1. No C, No Opaque AI: Watch Your First Fluent Bit Contribution Happen Live Eric D. Schabell, SuSE ...

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 23d

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

18 Jul 2026

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· 28d

Altered version of the "Distracted Boyfriend Meme". In this one, Death is the boyfriend, Mitch McConnell is the spurned girlfriend, and Lindsay Graham is the distraction. Meme by B1TuckerCarlson on X.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Jun 30

Photo of an orange cat and a human hand, with caption "You and I are not so different". The hand is holding out small square cat snacks. On the human's lap is a plate of toasted ravioli, which are pretty much the same color.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Jun 13

I can't help but think:

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Jun 3

What is Giorgio A. Tsoukalos doing these days?

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· May 6

Photo of Amtrak agent. Caption "Amtrack informs small town girl living in a lonely world that they don't actually have a midnight train going anywhere."

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· May 4

Apparently SME is pronounced "Smee". #WriteTheDocs

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· May 4

I'm at #WriteTheDocs, find me here!

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Apr 18

The good news: if you do get it wet, it spawns 6 new shirts. The bad news: they're all these:

Hideous, deliberately torn 2-layer tshirt in pond scum green.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Apr 13

Here's my pea trellis (with cat) last May.

Photo of peas growing in a metal container, with a cat sitting in the container.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Apr 12

I was today years old when I learned that Oregon had rattlesnakes.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Apr 9

A set of "classics" books. On the spines, the author/title of Frankenstein is reversed. Caption: "It's a common mistake, but Frankenstein was actually the author".

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 30

"TSA officers should start receiving paychecks that day after President Donald Trump issued an executive order to pay the agency’s employees during the partial shutdown. Officers have worked without pay since mid-February." ...

Photo of extended security line at Atlanta airport.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 16

X post from Klara_SJO: "There will be no WW3. They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events."

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 15

Painting of Julius Caesar, with caption "Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I am Caesar, don't stab me maybe"

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 12

#Portland Community College staff are on strike. They're striking because they haven't had a cost-of-living increase in 3 years, and in the same period #PCC president Adrien Bennings and her staff have all gotten raises of 13% or more, plus extra benefits.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 8

For our last session at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social #CloudNativeDayLA, Sajal Nigam explains a novel way to enforce configuration compliance for #Kubernetes.

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 8

Nathaniel Moore introduces us to Akash Network for #containers at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social o #CloudNativeDayLA

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 8

Matthias Brouwels explains how to compose your storage for databases on Kubernetes at #CloudNativeDayLA @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 7

You still have time for Mickael Alliel to teach you how to fail with #Kubernetes in Ballroom A at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social #CloudNativeDayLA

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 6

Feed It by Marco Melgrati

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 6

Joshua Lee is going to tell us where to store our #observability data in Ballroom A of the #CloudNativeDayLA track at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social

Josh Berkus@fuzzychef· Mar 6

Maya Singh of Inspektor Gadget project explains "Conversational Troubleshooting" in Ballroom B at @socallinuxexpo #CloudNativeDayLA