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@fynnsternis
25 | he/him | very cute and funny #1 library fan, occasional hate reader, whore for good world building 💙📚
Guys if a vampire has sex with a virgin, the virgin will be enthralled until she dies 🥺 Thats why they can't fuck 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 😑
A friend and I chose this book at the book store for our next buddy read bc its a historical why choose romance and that sounded unhinged but man 😭 It is so ungodly boring. How can you make a premise like that so sauceless.
This book is so fucking stupid man. "There is a soft hiss of a jet and an unsoft clank of boots" UNSOFT??????????
"Mhh i feel like a cold platter of bite sized snacks" The humble sushi roll:
I would argue they would be grand uncle/aunt and grand nephew/niece to each other. Assuming of course they arent from the same line lol
LETS GOOOOOOOO jumped from 25 weeks to 7 weeks 🙏 I almost thought they wouldnt do it anymore
Lets see if i manage to finish that trans flag ive half heartedly started two days ago
There is a German whiskey brand called Slyrs (pronounced shleers because its from Schliersee) and I just cannot get over the name 💀
My cat is trapsing around in his lil boots; on a sidenote i went turquoise today
I put the International Booker Prize winner on my holds list on a whim and I really hope my library will purchase a few more copies 💀 since yesterday 20 more people got in line behind me so i guess i should be glad i got in 59th.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT EMILY WILDE IS GETTING CONTINUED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone hours before he trapped himself in the box and needed my help to get out
And also the word enchiladas always reminds me of these lil fellas haha Just some lizard brain associations going on in my head
This worm just sprinted around the apartment like someone was hunting him and then crashed two books to the floor in an attempt to jump on the wardrobe