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ǝuuɐſ@g· 14d

this meme but for real

screenshot of a twitter post from 'The Golden Sir' which reads:
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

ǝuuɐſ@g· 15d

cinema

an interesting wide angle shot from 2001: a Space Odyssey showing Dr Dave Bowman in conversation with HAL, he sits at a curved desk surrounded by an array of multi-coloured illuminated terminals and screens featuring graphic visualisations and abstract acronyms such as FLX, DMG, GDE, VEH and NUC.

ǝuuɐſ@g· 17d

sir, we believe it's a new Mythos-class model

classified documents, black and white photographs from naval shipyard of a submarine in dry-dock - being passed across a mahogany desk

a CIA general played James Earl Jones handling the secret documents, looking intently at the photos

Alex Baldwin reclines on the sofa after handing over the documents confidently proposing something

the general's hands inspect the photos with a magnifying glass, he's looking at doors on the side of the submarine

ǝuuɐſ@g· 25d

the reddit web client has got so bad it's now, totally unusable, you've got about 30 seconds before you're hit with a full screen prompt to install the app to continue using. You can't dismiss it. RIP

nightmarish, piece of shit Reddit website on mobile featuring an "open app" button which takes up most of the navbar, an advert in the content flow, and a cute video of a cat but it's obscured by a full page advert to install the fucking Reddit app to "keep using Reddit". Theres no close button so you're pretty much fucked

ǝuuɐſ@g· 26d

49.8% of Americans would vote for Ellis

The character Ellis from Die Hard wearing a suit and shit-eating grin while reclining in a brown leather chair

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jul 12

quote from man dead "I can't die now"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 24

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 22

my phone just warned me it's overheating fr, phones can't handle the heat in the UK

A warning my phone is overheating and certain features will be disabled

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 20

this is what peak UK existence is like

a rat seemingly driving a car around the countryside at speed, wearing ray-ban sunglasses, a nike sports top and an old timey cap. his mouth is wide open

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 19

thanks google

google AI bullshit responding to my search for "plz listen to my mixtape" with a seemingly sincere response indicating that it would "love to check out my mixtape!" if I drop a link to my project in the chat? fucking christ

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 19

this is the one thing we didn't want to happen

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 10

what am I doing with my life

cow in a field with a bold meme title "DOES HE KNOW?" like a clickbait youtube thumbnail, the edges are darkened for overly dramatic effect

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 10

Arrested Development ass reality

an Alliance of Magicians, Illusionists and Wizards pose for a group photo with the sign that reads "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 7

@juliangollop.bsky.social called it in 1997

lore description of "shopping mall", the vast shopping malls are popular places for citizens. Although most goods are purchase via the Internet, the shopping mall allows potential customers to try before they buy.
Alien infiltration potential: average

ǝuuɐſ@g· Jun 2

Seaman vibes

videogame fish with maybe an understandably depressed human face, from the Dreamcast game 'Seaman'

ǝuuɐſ@g· May 9

propaganda poster featuring a devilish soviet officer looking over the shoulder of a naive (iMac?) computer user, it says "when you program open source, you're programming communism" with the tagline "a reminder from your friends at microsoft"

ǝuuɐſ@g· May 5

when you order pizza with a Thin & Crispy base

Ash, the android from Alien (1979) with his head ripped off and weird milk and entrails everywhere - still alive and saying "its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 20

No point reinventing the wheel here

Explore posts for "jerrymaxxing".
Posts included "I asked John Tjmaxx and he confirmed TJ Max is named after Tom & Jerrymaxxing"
a reply to Jerry "Jerrymaxxing" another post "jerrypilled
jerrymaxxing
oops! all jerrys
jerry girls"
and "end jerrymanding, begin jerrymaxxing"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 11

tell me this isn't posting

a reddit post from /r/programming linking to wikipedia article with photo of Charles Babbage, looking kinda stiff, featuring the quote "On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 9

brb having a normal one, taking my £2m Egg down the pub

a BBC news article, Pub thief jailed for stealing handbag with £2m Farbergé egg inside

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 8

Blue sky black death #glitchart

glitchart of a blue sky featuring cranes reaching to the sky, branches from a tree and soft wispy clouds, the image breaks down through jagged bands of purple and deep blue and cyan, it fades to dark purple

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 4

This is England #glitchart

glitchart of a beige brick wall with windowed Juliet balcony with a St. George's flag hung from it, the image breaks down and disintegrates through dark blues and purple tones

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 4

Search and destroy #glitchart

glitchart closeup of a flowers on a tree in blossom, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of dark purple and green and blue hues

ǝuuɐſ@g· Apr 4

More questions than answers #glitchart

glitchart of a tree in blossom, sunlight catches the flowers but the image breaks down in jagged lines, distorting the image through purple and blue hues

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 31

pleased to report

meme selfie from a man in a hospital bed with the message "I lived bitch"

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 29

couldn't put #glitchart together again

glitchart of the mathematical bridge over the river cam in Cambridge, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of purple, and fades down through light blue and into a deep cyan. a pride flag can be seen hung on the bridge

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 29

Broken bridge #glitchart

fully degenerated glitchart elements of the sky and college roofs in Cambridge, chimneys and trees appear broken and distorted over a river, bands of peach, and browns fade through blue and purple into green

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 29

The moment George Bush learned the second tower was hit during 9/11, as an aide whispers into his ear, there's an intense look on his face

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 28

#glitchart it's gonna happen on a hashtag somewhere?

glitchart of the mathematical bridge over the river cam in Cambridge, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of red, pinkish magenta, and fades down into deep blue. a bridge flag can be seen hanging on the bridge with punters in the distance

ǝuuɐſ@g· Mar 25

me rn:

The back of Robert De Niro's head as Neil McCauley in Heat, taking photos of the LAPD from afar. Al Pacino as Detective Vincent Hanna appears to be waving his hands in the air as if waving to the camera

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