Galdracori

@galdracori

⚠️ Do not react to what I did not write. If you make up the worst possible interpretations in your head and then get angry at me for that, please go touch grass and take a nap.⚠️ Tired art school student held together by green tea and duct tape. (they/she)

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Galdracori@galdracori· 24d

Unbothered. Well-groomed. Happy. On his blankie. Focused. Flourishing. Sleepy.

Cat sleeps among folded bedsheets. He has very fluffy long fur.

Galdracori@galdracori· 25d

Regency romance writers' favourite hobby.

(This is on the heritage crafts website)

RAKE MAKING
The making of rakes with wooden teeth, heads and handles.

(Red box) CRITICALLY ENDANGERED

Galdracori@galdracori· 26d

Whenever I'm in a gloomy mood I just search "Scottish twitter" on Pinterest and that gold perks me right back up.

Kieran @goudie15: Why far folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" as if the wee cunts gone be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

Supernova11 @noamdar: Canni make a wee comment about the rain in Florida without getting "hey now whoa now buddy ain't you from Scotland buddy?" Aye mate but oor rain doesne come wae mad thunder & high speed winds that fling alligators intae yer back door

Cottish_tweets: c'mere
Screenshot:
Chuckbass11: How did pspspspsps become the thing we say to cats?
Farfetchedfrank: The sound is quite high pitched so it gets a cats attention when they're not looking at you.
Kwonza: in Russia we say kis-kis-kis
Unclear1nstructions: In Finland we say "ks-ks-ks"
Surprisingpecker: In Scotland we say "c'mere ya wee cunt"

Callum Richardson @calrich97: My wee brother is another breed of human

Screenshot of a smartphone text message app.
Brother: Where are ye I have yer phone
Brother: hahaha aww fuck

Galdracori@galdracori· Jul 9

Oscar has stayed with me for 30+ years. Nothing has influenced me the way she did. A girl raised as a boy, commander of the royal guard, struggling with her position and gender. The last unicorn comes close. I'm chasing the emotions both gave me ever since.

Oscar from the anime "rose of Versailles", blonde woman in a blue military uniform from France late 1700s.

The last unicorn, the unicorn at night looking at us.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 27

Making a chart for myself so I don't piss off the Germans again.

map of germany with a horizontal line in the middle. everything above says "NOT north" and everything below says "south".

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 27

I'm very interested now 🧐

screenshot from the kombucha lady meme. woman with long blonde hair looks very interested / intrigued.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 22

The way I stared at this lol

2 Paintings of Samuel Johnson that look like meme reactions. 1: Large man with white wig stares at a book with a sceptical expression. 2: He now looks at us with a frown.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 16

There's something ridiculously satisfying in setting rim lights. I always feel like that dude who sprinkles salt like a pro.

drawing of something that looks like bird or dragon feet.

meme of a dude with sunglasses who moves his arm in an awkward way to sprinkle salt.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 12

Feeling meh while deadlines crawl uncomfortably close, and had to cheer myself up with a fuzzy Tilly. <3 (Please don't @ me with your worst possible interpretation of this short sentence. I swear to you I probably didn't mean it in the exact way you choose to be angry about.)

Silly drawing of a fluffy cat that smiles, has a heart above her head, and she says: "You can do hard things!"

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 10

Can't decide between Constantine and The Devil's Advocate.

Al Pacino as Lucifer in The Devil's Advocate, looking at us with a serious expression. Black suit and white shirt collar.

Peter Stormare as Lucifer in Constantine. In a white suit and shaved eyebrows. Looking towards our direction while glass shards fly around him.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 8

If you want to learn more than you ever need about Britain from roughly 1780 to 1830, Ian Mortimer's "The Time Traveller's Guide To Regency Britain" is AMAZING. LGBTQIA* people are not just a tiny footnote. Look at this! I can barely hold my heart together. Disclaimer in next skeet. 🧵

Spare a thought for those men who really do identify as female in this period and who, until the day they die, live in fear of discovery. In Colchester, a housemaid lives and works in the same household for thirty years until her death in 1811, when she is discovered to have been a man. In Yorkshire, in 1820, a cook and housekeeper called Mrs Ruspin falls in love with another housemaid, who leaves the house in distress after an argument. Mrs Ruspin goes after her - and takes her to London, where she reveals herself not to be a woman at all. Shortly afterwards they get married.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 7

Made me think of that.

The time traveller's guide to regency Britain page 84: ...the young man doesn't deny what he is planning to do but sender's himself on the grounds that 'she is no thing of beauty'. Highlighted text begins:
Lord Byron writes to sir Walter Scott in 1822 of 'the tremulous anxiety with which one sometimes makes love to a beautiful woman of our own degree with whom one is enamoured in good earnest - whereas we attack a fresh-coloured housemaid without... any sentimental remorse'. Highlighted text ends.
These men should feel ashamed of themselves: lives are ruined in this...

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 3

Infant child mortality in the regency era and some time around it (ca. 1800-1830). We really don't know anymore what it means to have kids without vaccines and modern medicine.

Excerpt from "The time traveller's guide to regency Britain" by Ian Mortimer: One of the reasons why these average ages are so low is that many deaths occur in infancy. Across Britain's entire population, almost one km three children dies before his or her fifth birthday. As you'd expect, the industrial towns see the sharpest levels of infant mortality. In Liverpool, 53 per cent did before they are five; in Preston, 57 per cent.

Galdracori@galdracori· Jun 2

Tilly says TRANS RIGHTS🏳️‍⚧️

A doodle of a smiling fluffy cat. She has a scarf on with the blue, pink and white colours of the trans flag.

Galdracori@galdracori· May 22

People like that always think "I'm one of the good ones" but they never understand that they are barely tolerated until they seize to be useful. Then they go under the bus just like everyone else. (Comic by Adamtots on Instagram)

Comic by Adamtots on Instagram.
Panel 1: A dude with a red hat says "We did it, we finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thank you for your help!" And a gay guy holding a "gays against drag queens" sign and wearing a "lgb without the t" shirt says "happy to be of service!". In the background a few people have their hands tied up.
Panel 2: gay guy asks "so who are we going after next?".
Panel 3: Red hat dude stares.
Panel 4: Gay guy asks "I said who's next?". Panel 5: Red hat dude smiles wider.
Panel 6: Gay guy asks "who..." and looks concerned.
Panel 7: Red hat dude smiles and squints his eyes.

Galdracori@galdracori· May 20

Agree

A picture of mads mikkelsen as Hannibal, text: "that's it, you're going in the soup"

Galdracori@galdracori· May 20

Oh goddamnit now I have the song stuck in my head youtu.be/sTRGK-DPq_M?...

Photo of one line in a book: "however, if you look hard enough"

Galdracori@galdracori· May 17

Forgot something with a fairly large workload that's due next week so I'm running on fumes lol this is fine 🔥🐶🔥

a still from disney's encanto movie. the character bruno looks worried. text says "I can do this I can do this I can do this I can do this"

Galdracori@galdracori· May 17

When you have to draw project stuff that zaps the life force right out of your butthole

meme: a little girl crywing while drawing with crayons

Galdracori@galdracori· May 15

Yeah well

Meme of a clown putting on makeup and a wig. Each sentence is said with another step of the person looking more like a clown:
1. I don't like romance. 2. It's way too sappy. 3. All I want to see is smutty goodness by two people who burn for each other. 4. No romance though.

Galdracori@galdracori· May 11

Eloisa James' new book is coming out tomorrow and I'm absolutely obsessed with the cover (and art in general) by illustrator Jason Raish. centralillustration.com/illustration... eloisajames.com/books/the-la...

cover of Eloisa James' new historical romance "The last lady B". The cover shows an illustration of a young woman who stands with her arms on her hips and looks at us. she wears a yellow dress and her cloak is swaying in the wind. in the background there's a trees and a castle.

Galdracori@galdracori· May 5

I do not take any responsibility for what happened. It's gotten lost somewhere between pixelframe and god.

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 27

Game good

Scene from the game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream: Geralt of Rivia from the game The Witcher 3, says "I often get all fidgety thinking about having a good hard romp".

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 26

Happy Birthday to Gus Fri-- eerrrm *cough* I mean Giancarlo Esposito.

Screenshot from the videogame tomodachi life Living the dream. A bunch of characters that are made look like cartoon versions of actors, series and video game characters, sit around a table and sing happy birthday to one that looks like Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. He has a birthday hat in and sits in front of a birthday cake with candles.

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 23

Geralt of Rivia, calm the fuck down.

Screenshot from the game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream. A character that looks like Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher 3 says "Do you really know your stuff when it comes to knotting? Or are you more of a casual fan?"

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 22

Oh god I am so sorry.

A scene from Breaking Bad with Jesse talking, but his face is swapped for a salmon head and points with a finger towards us and says "Yeah, science!"

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 14

"Everything everywhere all at once" is such a diamond.

A scene out of the movie "everything everywhere all at once" where Waymond looks down and then in our direction and says: "When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive through everything."

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 4

This is the face of a silly little guy who successfully forced their human to cuddle in bed instead of leaving the house to do errands. Look at his scrungly face.

Fluffy cat with long, chaotic fur gets petted on the head. Looks like it's smiling or grinning.

Galdracori@galdracori· Apr 2

Lieges, Ladies and Gentlemen, may we humbly present to you the meme we worship on this day of remembrance for all the brain cells that were tragically fried due to tragically placed shirt tags.

A blurry horse is levitating in the air, text: "hold on partner I am overstimulated"

Galdracori@galdracori· Mar 23

Yes! Please! Pleeeaaaase take the tedious task of (*checks notes*) doing one of the most joyous things in my life so I can have more time to (*checks notes again, frowning*) ... uh... do more laundry and wash more dishes. Can it please masturbate and fuck for me, too? I need to wash the windows.