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Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him Website: Videos: Books:
Learned about a new weird little guy. The Gobi Desert Jerboa. Tail of a lion, legs of a kangaroo, eyes of a mouse, ears of a rabbit, snout of a pig, body of an potato. I love them
Sell your book in five words: "Buff goth vs billionaire asshole."
The standout for me was Brian Le, who seems like he's playing your typical Mighty Joe brute type henchman. And seeing him pull off a German suplex does nothing to disabuse you of the notion. Then he starts mixing in parkour and acrobatics. Then he picks up a sledgehammer. Holy shit
Easily one of the best action movies of the past ten years. Seriously up there with The Raid and John Wick. That last fight scene alone is one of the best pieces of action cinema I've ever seen in my life
Anyway, got to see my niece who I haven't seen in 3 months, but look who else was here:
It's such a pain, I have to conscious of every N I type because hitting the key in the wrong way makes it pop off again
12 months 293,941 words One broken 'N' key It very nearly killed me, and this broken 'N' key is gonna be a problem. But I've finally hit the last bit of this first draft. Fuck me, this was a lot
Bought some of this hot sauce. Gonna dip the crust of a frozen pizza into it. I'm sure I'll be fine
Aftet a massive explosion. Is its own sentence. It's an incomplete sentence. It may have nothing to do with your original post. But it's perfectly legal to say
That's a relief, this is what appeared on the TV yesterday which never gave me an option to maintain the monthly payments so it could just be a trick to get me to click the button. It's exactly the sort of evil shit Amazon would pull, honestly
Just throwing a quick question out to the hive mind, but is anyone else getting foisted onto an Amazon Prime annual plan when they previously only paid monthly? I'm on the page trying to change it, but clicking on the Prime Monthly option doesn't do anything
Went out for Mexican food and cocktails and some more beers. I'm turning into a margarita girlie. These things are good as hell
Was looking forward to this lie-in all week. And guess what? Still tired
Was watching Only Murders In The Building and the episode started with a character saying: "What makes a great writer? It starts with the look." My reaction:
This is the only way to write, I think. You've got to kill the Cinema Sins in your mind
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
Last time anyone asked me this I started a debate about whether a pterodactyl was a real dinosaur, then I said that my favourite was the stegosaurus, but it turns out they're not dinosaurs either. But I've always had a soft spot for the allosaurus, big scrappy dude. Like a T-rex with better hands