More booty fruit! Today, we have a yellow pluot, which is a hybrid of a red plum and an apricot. (This particular pluot is sometimes called a Splash pluot, but I say fuck that. Industry standard is yellow, and that's what I'm calling it.)

The stone fruit has been especially bootylicious this year. Today, a nectarine.

As a produce manager, I continue my quest to photograph all the booty shaped produce I can. Today, a juicy apricot.

Like this pear.

In honor of Fat Bear Week, may I present for your consideration, Lana Kane, aka Baby Bear. She may be a late addition, but I think she has what it takes to be a serious contender. 😅

Everybody thinks he's so lame because they've only seen my boy in shitty movies with shitty interpretations of him. I wish more people would read the comics. Sigh...

This is what your reply looks like on desktop. 😂

Norrin and Lana. (Yes, I inherited the couch from my dead grandma... 😂)

I changed the sheets over an hour ago and Norrin still won't let me finish making it. I sleep on the couch now I guess.

Spread the word and block! This account is super transphobic.