Gangsta Yid
@gangstayid
AKA the Baal Shem Dov. Wily word wizard. Writer, translator, ed. Progressive, social-democrat, goddamn hippie lefty. B.A. History & Poli Sci. Prophet of Unaitarianism, Milan, Villa, Ajax, Jets, Mets, Knicks; Posts in Eng and Heb. Stormy weather advisory.
My youngest made sushi. Wrong kinda rice, no rolling mat, so they kinda fall apart and are best scooped up with a spoon - but they rock the taste buds. My girl can sushi!
I got 73. Very addictive. There's an NFL version, but inferior. Only current players. Went 16-1 in that.
Underneath dis lil bonfire heah we have a boid, rubbed in olive oil and a whole lotta 'eirbs and spices, then wrapped in baking sheets and then in tinfoil. In about an hour and a bit we gon' have usselves some prime eatin'.
מאוויו של הייד צנועים להפתיע: א שטיקל פרישע חלה, א שמיר געהאקטע לייבר, א קליינער פיקעל... אונט גוט געזוגט: כי טוב.
Sister Moon will be my guide In the blue, blue shadows, I will hide Almost had a great shot a minute earlier with the moon wreathed in a thin portion of that cloud looking like smoke, but the cloud refused to take direction and kept on blowing north with the wind. Very unprofessional.
Modern matzah is the biggest scam ever. We commemorate a fake event by eating a product that could never have been produced under the conditions described. And only for the past ~200 years, too. Before mass production, this was matza: This is what you get when you put unrisen dough on a field oven.
On what might be the actual start of WW3, what's truly important is that there's fresh garlic in the market. There shall be confit!
Clarke Peters is 74 today. And it's important that you know this because... All the pieces matter. @audacityofdespair.bsky.social
בערב שבת שחל להיות בפסח היה רבן זרגיאל בן חרמניא נותן בפורק ל'אורנג' ונוסך לאשרה.
This is what an actual matza, baked hastily on the go from unrisen dough, is: So why the fuck are we eating cardboard and getting constipated? Mass production. The cardboard thingie was what they managed to mass-produce in the 1820s and be sure it didn't rise too much.
As you munch on pieces of innard-stopping cardboard tonight, you should know it really, really doesn't have to be like that. Forget that the Exodus never happened. This: isn't what they ate for Pesach back in Mishnaic times. What is? Next skeet cause bsky is giving me problems with multiple pics
So the story never happened, but kneidlach soup is still da bomb. A git yontef, Yidden!
His name is so fitting... Almost exact. 😁 @audacityofdespair.bsky.social
פתחנו שולחנון אישי שכזה לכבוד שישי מתחת לסנוויש שניצל עם חומוסמטבוחה יש סלט כרובית מזרחי מעולה שאמיגה המציאו לאחרונה. אמיגה זו המעדנייה הטובה בסוף רחוב הקצבים בשוק. שוק התקווה, מה איזה שוק.