live laugh bad alignment

i made some bullshit

boy dinner

roommate put a bowl of goop next to me and just went into the house. ok

buenos dias lemme order the ball

swingers event in myrtle beach ass lineup

take the most reliable car to go buy the most unreliable car

befriended the next store neighbor whos a sales rep for snacks.

unc whipping that bedpan beige

waterfront on floppy disk

got that shit on me

get you flicked up at AC

took the boys to the plug

sunday

happy pride

cheaper than a gallon of gas

everyone gangsta till the bbs sr need to shower

middle of nowhere indiana taken on floppy disc

oh yeah baybe

remember: its illegal to put mayo on an italian hoagie

drawovers are my favorite

aged 0 days after high school still wearing vans and stance socks at almost 30

waffle house cold brew ft nissan president

i have a formal wedding coming up so its time to break out the bananas fosters larp suit

time to retire fat cunt

AMG coupe at the homo hut followed by the evil drink (long island)