I think he's ready to hold the baby now

white couch.. you didn't tell me Conan used to be a piece of shit!

Would have never happened with the Metallic Maniac

Had a few folks ask about the Dan Flashes Cubs shirt from the event at Wrigley... If you couldn't snag one of these at shirt night, or know a ITYSL/Cubs fan.. check it out here: www.etsy.com/listing/4511...

the guy at Foot Locker said you're the only one who could pull these off

impossible task. tried not to overthink it but here's mine. prove me wrong

Donald Trump (former host of Celebrity Apprentice) on the idea of laws:

This deserves a D Award

Wexner talking to Julie after the deposition:

Oh my god, have you seen Fetterman's hat?